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"text": "Lord Dr. Roland Remington Esquire JD PhD was a limp wet noodle of a man who seemed to be an identical twin as the character “smiling Bob” from the iconic Extenze male enhancement television commercials.",
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"ref": "2015, Sophie Hudson, Home Is Where My People Are: The Roads That Lead Us to Where We Belong",
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"text": "A day in the water in any weather need not turn you into a cold, wet noodle if you suit up in the proper attire.",
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"ref": "1986, United States. Congress. House. Committee on Banking, Finance, and Urban Affairs, U.S. Proposals on International Debt Crisis",
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"ref": "1990, The Mathematica Journal - Volumes 1-2, page 115",
"text": "If you're trying to control that wet noodle, there's got to be a lot of intelligence behind it in the way of microchips actually out there doing the controlling.\"",
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"ref": "2007, Jim Dent, Twelve Mighty Orphans",
"text": "As he said “hands,” Hardy hit the boy with a pile-driving right that turned him into a wet noodle.",
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"ref": "2002, Nils Jareborg, Scraps of Penal Theory, page 67",
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"text": "“Yeah, if they get out of line, I'll beat 'em with a wet noodle!” Mark chuckles.",
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"text": "He claimed to be an old army paratrooper, but talked like a social working wet noodle.",
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"ref": "2004, John Fuhrman, If They Say No Just Say Next!",
"text": "They may be just a \"wet noodle\" who has had some negative experiences in the conventional business world that caused them to be defensive in their attitude.",
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},
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"ref": "2007, Beth Schiemer, Forgotten Paths",
"text": "Mr. Masters was a little bit of a wet noodle during their last trip.",
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"text": "Lord Dr. Roland Remington Esquire JD PhD was a limp wet noodle of a man who seemed to be an identical twin as the character “smiling Bob” from the iconic Extenze male enhancement television commercials.",
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"ref": "1990, The Mathematica Journal - Volumes 1-2, page 115",
"text": "If you're trying to control that wet noodle, there's got to be a lot of intelligence behind it in the way of microchips actually out there doing the controlling.\"",
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"text": "As he said “hands,” Hardy hit the boy with a pile-driving right that turned him into a wet noodle.",
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},
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"text": "All at once she realized that the axis she had been clinging to like a buoy in the ocean was nothing more than a wet noodle.",
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},
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"text": "The stiffer parts carry more of the load, whereas a wet noodle would carry none.",
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"text": "Debbie and I would speak on the phone at least once a day. She made oblique inquiries into how I was feeling sexually, which I brushed off with a few poorly chosen jokes. Looking back, this joking around was a good way to deflect my fears. Call this the wet noodle phase.",
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