"today years old" meaning in English

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  "lang_code": "en",
  "pos": "adj",
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      "examples": [
        {
          "text": "2018 September 1, Spohr, Mike, “19 Mind-Blowing Things People Learned When They Were \"Today Years Old\"”, in BuzzFeed, archived from the original on 11 August 2020."
        },
        {
          "ref": "2019 July 3, Jaimie Vandenbergh, “OT Jeff Bezos: Forget Mars, humans will live in these free-floating space pod colonies”, in rec.arts.sf.written (Usenet), message-ID <ubunhelmhocu69hg4h0f28koec2au11j8p@4ax.com>",
          "text": "My word. I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.",
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          "ref": "2020 May 5, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!, “Admissions of Things You Ought to Have Known But Did Not: A Thread”, in RBW Owners Bunch (Usenet), message-ID <4C0F9CD0-262B-4D76-8485-411F4C33286A@gmail.com>",
          "text": "Steve was today years old when he learned not to guess at a woman’s weight.",
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        "One's current age (to the day)."
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        "(Internet slang, humorous) One's current age (to the day)."
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  "word": "today years old"
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          "text": "2018 September 1, Spohr, Mike, “19 Mind-Blowing Things People Learned When They Were \"Today Years Old\"”, in BuzzFeed, archived from the original on 11 August 2020."
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          "ref": "2019 July 3, Jaimie Vandenbergh, “OT Jeff Bezos: Forget Mars, humans will live in these free-floating space pod colonies”, in rec.arts.sf.written (Usenet), message-ID <ubunhelmhocu69hg4h0f28koec2au11j8p@4ax.com>",
          "text": "My word. I can't believe I was today years old when I first heard of this.",
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          "ref": "2020 May 5, Bicycle Belle Ding Ding!, “Admissions of Things You Ought to Have Known But Did Not: A Thread”, in RBW Owners Bunch (Usenet), message-ID <4C0F9CD0-262B-4D76-8485-411F4C33286A@gmail.com>",
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        "One's current age (to the day)."
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