G-spot

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Abbreviation of Gräfenberg spot, popularized in The G Spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Human Sexuality, a pop-sci book published in 1982.

The very notion of a G-spot aroused so much interest, however, that this phrase not only stuck around but became metaphorical, as when Newsweek's Jonathan Alter wrote, “Smart politicians have always known that the G Spot of the American body politic is in the middle."

2009 March 31, Ralph Keyes, quoting Jonathan Alter, I Love It When You Talk Retro: Hoochie Coochie, Double Whammy, Drop a Dime, and the Forgotten Origins of American Speech, St. Martin's Press, →ISBN:

By manipulating this note you have your finger on the G-spot of the blues; handle it with care!

2009 August 1, Chris Haigh, The Fiddle Handbook, Rowman & Littlefield, →ISBN:

But, although Iain Duncan Smith touched the G-spot of the Blackpool audience, I was reminded of Archie Rice's prophetic cry as he foresaw the end of the music halls and stand-alone British imperialism: “Don't clap too hard, we're all in a very old building."

2021 September 23, Michael Billington, Affair of the Heart: British Theatre from 1992 to 2020, Bloomsbury Publishing, →ISBN, page 113:

(by extension, humorous) A focal point; a place (real or metaphorical) where activity should be directed for the best result.


snipped

Kathleen pointed to the area below the belt. "You know, you should be prepared. He's probably not snipped."

2006, Francesca Segrè, “Girl Meets Goy”, in Ruth Ellenson, editor, The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt, Plume, →ISBN:


male member

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The sense “penis” is a calque of Latin membrum virīle.

We have four female members, and three male members.

Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see male, member.


one-eyed trouser snake

en-noun

one-eyed trouser snake (plural one-eyed trouser snakes)

Christ, I’ve gotta go and shake the old one-eyed trouser snake, meself.

1970, Derek Maitland, The Only War We've Got, page 140:


vajayjay

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cooch

(US, obsolete) The hootchy-kootchy, a type of erotic dance.


hot-dog

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roundhead

You roundhead whore, sock it up, or me will kill you, begar.

1672, John Lacy, The Old Troop: Or, Monsieur Raggou. As it was Acted at the Theatre Royal, page 11:

Colonel Middleton was dismounted amongst the king's forces, of whom one, taking him for a commander of their's, mounted him again, and bid him make haste, and kill a roundhead ; and so he escaped.

1840, Daniel Defoe, Memoirs of a Cavalier, page 331:

The parliament, which either could not or would not be prorogued till the end of October, busied itself exceedingly regarding the queen's residence with her children, and testified the utmost jealousy of her confessor, father Phillipss, who underwent several examinations; and may portentous hints were dropped by the roundhead orators in the house of commons respecting the queen's establishment of Capuchins at Somerset-house.

2010, Agnes Strickland, Elizabeth Strickland, Lives of the Queens of England from the Norman Conquest, →ISBN, pages 276–277:

He added that they 'fell upon all that have short hair' and cried out, 'A roundhead! A roundhead!'

2014, Peter Ackroyd, Civil War: The History of England, →ISBN:

The roundheads in the school showers easily equalled the cavaliers.

1992, John Hoyland, Fathers and Sons, page 94:

Since penile preference is so tied up with personal aesthetics and body image, it seems both logical and fair to leave the choice of cavalier or roundhead to the owner of the organ, thus avoiding the sort of life-long pain expressed in a comment like this:[…]

2008, “Objections of a sentimental character: The subjective dimension of foreskin loss”, in Matatu, number 37, →OCLC, page 158:

I knew about the English Civil War, Cavaliers (wrong but romantic) versus Roundheads (right but repulsive), but I didn't think that was what he was talking about. I shook my head. “It means our willies aren't circumcised,” he explained. “Are you a cavalier or a roundhead?”

2013, Ellen Datlow, Hauntings, →ISBN, page 155:

(slang) A male whose penis is circumcised.

The top of the caisson will be at the same level as the bag-work foundation of the pier, and a roundhead, composed of 45-ton granite faced concrete blocks, will be built on it.

1899, Junior Institution of Engineers (London, England), Journal and Record of Transactions: 1899-1900 - Volume 10, page 251:

The smallness of the damage done at Purfleet is remarkable, when it is remembered that the impact of a large steamship is sufficient to cut deeply into solid masonry piers, and that only in 1907 the effect of a collision against the souther breakwater of the Admiralty Harbour, Dover, was to sever the roundhead entirely from the body of the pier, in addition to causing other serious injuries.

1921, L.G. Mouchel & Partners, Mouchel-Hennebique Ferro-concrete:

The breakwater, and in particular the roundhead, has been the responsibility of Jersey Harbours for many years but day to day maintenance and isolated repairs were becoming more frequent, punctuated by emergency repair works to the face of the roundhead at the extreme end of the breakwater.

2009, Michael Grantham, Carmelo Majorana, Valentina Salomoni, Concrete Solutions, →ISBN, page 123:

A circular platform at the end of a pier or breakwater.

Any of various agarics of the genus Stropharia.


punani

punani (countable and uncountable, plural punanis)

punanis (plural)
punaani (alternative)
punaany (alternative)
punany (alternative)

From Jamaican Creole punani, perhaps from Akan oponaani. Possibly influenced by English poon (“vagina”) from French putain, or from Hawaiian Puanani (“beautiful flower”).

(uncountable, vulgar, slang) Sexual intercourse with a woman.


penised

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Snakes, worms, and long-penised lizards copulate with women, while less frequently, men have intercourse with the mouths of stingrays...

1987, Thomas Gregor, Anxious Pleasures: The Sexual Lives of an Amazonian People, page 55:

(chiefly in combination) Having a (specified number or type of) penis


ying-yang

ying-yangs (plural)
yingyang (alternative)
ying yang (alternative)

...wouldn't have to staunch anybody's leg wounds or haunt the hospital corridors waiting for a peek at one of my troopers with tubes up his ying-yang.

1982, Robert Merkin, The South Florida book of the dead:

Do you say it's Dad's tallywacker, his ying-yang, his wienie? Or do you say, "That's Daddy's penis"?

2004, Kevin Leman, Kathy Flores Bell, A chicken's guide to talking turkey with your kids about sex:

It was half over and so far nobody had noticed his ying-yang hanging out.

2006, Brandon James, Jeanne Carmen: My Wild, Wild Life As a New York Pin Up Queen:


man cave

man caves (plural)
mancave (alternative)
man-cave (alternative)

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man + cave, suggesting the caves in which prehistoric people sometimes lived.

Man caves are better known on the mainland, where space isn't a problem.

2007 November 18, Charles Memminger, “Cave Men: There are sports and beer but no women in these sanctuaries”, in Honolulu Star-Bulletin, archived from the original on 2008-05-13:

(informal, humorous) A part of a home specifically reserved for adult male activities, such as drinking beer, playing games and watching TV; often a garage or den.

(LGBTQ) The vulva or vagina of a trans man.


jade stalk

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Then he inserts the Jade Stalk in her interior.

(in East Asian literature) The penis, especially in reference to sex.


jade gate

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the female’s feet are lifted toward the heavens and the jade stalk is inserted deeply into the jade gate.

The vagina, especially in reference to sex.


tube steak

tube steaks (plural)
tube-steak (alternative)
tubesteak (alternative)
tube-steak (alternative)

A rhyming allusion to cube steak and the item's shape.

I want to slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

1987, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr, Gustav Hasford, directed by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal Jacket, spoken by Joker (Matthew Modine):


coochie

Possibly a clipping of hootchy-kootchy. Alternatively, possibly from cunt with influence from American slang term cookie (“vulva”). References to coochee dance (with various spellings) are attested from the end of the 19th century. The sense of “vagina or vulva” is attested from the early 20th century.

That fat sum bitch don’t even get coochie, yet he trust to tell me what to do with mine? Please.


coochy

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From cooch + -y.
Possibly the Dutch word "kutje" (vagina) is taken over in the English language and pronounced as coochy


micropenis

micropenises (plural)
micro-penis (alternative)

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The jury has heard claims that Clifford has a "micropenis" measuring two and half inches, while one woman told the court the publicist's penis was "enormous".

2014 March 26, “Max Clifford's penis 'neither freakishly small nor enormous', lawyer tells court”, in The Guardian, sourced from Press Association, →ISSN:


snausage

A variant of the more usual sausage, from Snausages (“a brand of dog treat”), perhaps a blend of snack + sausage.

nutella! oh, the memories ;) one time i was just too fucking lazy to smear it on, so i made dominick <my ex> dip his snausage into the jar, and i think i gained 2 or 3 pounds that night.

1996 May 22, “Sabine the Diva Chick”, “nutella!”, in alt.fan.aimee-lortskel (Usenet):

And there's Peeper Geoffie hiding in the bushes, peering through windows, rubbing his snausage against his little yellow raincoat.

1999 December 13, “J.R. Dean”, “Geoff Miller's Guilty Conscience?”, in scruz.general (Usenet):

Who is in charge, Kerry or his snausage? If he cannot master his groin, then he ain't worth a shit.

2004 February 12, “Venger”, “Re: Rumor leads to Kerry's pants!!”, in alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys (Usenet):


labiaplasty

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Many doctors performing labiaplasties were never taught vulvar anatomy—leaving some patients scarred and unable to feel sexual pleasure.

2019, Suzannah Weiss, The Establishment, The Insidious Reasons Doctors Are Botching Labiaplasties:

Labiaplasty—surgery for reshaping or resizing the inner labia—is the fastest growing type of plastic surgery in the world: in 2016, 45 per cent more labiaplasty procedures were carried out than in 2015, […]

2019, Lynn Enright, Vagina: A Re-Education, Atlantic Books, →ISBN:

When performed poorly, a labiaplasty — a procedure to reduce the size of the labia minora, and one of the fastest-growing cosmetic surgeries worldwide — can also damage nerves, leading to genital pain and loss of sexual sensation.

2022 October 17, Rachel E. Gross, “Half the World Has a Clitoris. Why Don’t Doctors Study It?”, in The New York Times:

(surgery) The moulding or shaping of the labia minora and/or labia majora.


pego

Lately, he has come to dread Sugarʼs overtures of love, for his pego has remained flaccid when he would most wish to have use of it.

2002, Michel Faber, The Crimson Petal and the White, Canongate Books (2010), page 758:


cullion

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From Middle English coilon, borrowed from Old French coillon (“testicle, vile fellow, coward, dupe”), from Vulgar Latin *cōleōnem, from Latin cōleus (“sack, scrotum”). Doublet of culeus and cojones.

der

[…] the kings enimies were vanquished, and put to flight, in which flight, the earle of Dowglas, for hast, falling from the crag of an hie mounteine, brake one of his cullions, and was taken, and for his valiantnesse, of the king frankelie and freelie deliuered.

1587, Raphael Holinshed, “Henrie the fourth, cousine germane to Richard the second, latelie depriued”, in Chronicles of England, Scotlande, and Irelande, London: John Harison et al, page 523:

As touching the galls, which by ouermuch riding on horseback be incident to the twist and the inner parts of the thigh, as euery man knoweth full well, which do burne and chaufe the skin in those parts; the fomie slime which a horse yeeldeth, as well from his mouth as his cullions, is soueraigne therefore, if the place be annointed therwith.

1601, C[aius] Plinius Secundus [i.e., Pliny the Elder], “[Book XXVIII.] 15.”, in Philemon Holland, transl., The Historie of the World. Commonly Called, The Naturall Historie of C. Plinius Secundus. […], (please specify |tome=1 or 2), London: […] Adam Islip, →OCLC, page 334:

(obsolete, usually in the plural) Synonym of testicle.


boonga

(Australia, slang, ethnic/racial slur) Indigenous Australian.


hoo-hah

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It was also very scenic, and we all love to enjoy our scenery from a train window. If it had been a line passing nowhere of note, I doubt there would have been so much of a 'hoo-hah' over its demise.

2021 July 14, Pip Dunn, “Woodhead 40 years on: time to let go”, in RAIL, number 935, page 38:

Alternative spelling of hoo-ha (fuss, uproar)

Here I been thinkin' she's a prude an' she's been out back barin' her hoo-hah the whole fuckin' time.

2004, Steven Lance, Vulgarian Goulash: Second Serving, page 85:

He picked up a ginormous speculum that looked alarmingly like a .44, and headed towards her hoo-hah.

2010, Pamela DuMond, Cupcakes, Lies, and Dead Guys:


nutsack

nutsacks (plural)
nut sack (alternative)
nut-sack (alternative)

A bag in which nuts are carried or stored.

(slang, vulgar) An objectionable person (especially a man).


unsnipped

I could overlook an unsnipped tip, but this clueless? He had never heard the words synagogue or temple? I couldn't handle it.

2006, Francesca Segrè, “Girl Meets Goy”, in Ruth Ellenson, editor, The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt, Plume, →ISBN, 2, page 12, unnumbered page:


vadge

And I'd tell him about my vadge and how it felt and he'd tell me what it looked like to him and how he loved it. We could go on for quite a while until the words did what they were supposed to do and then we'd do it.

2011, William Kennedy, Chango's Beads and Two-Tone Shoes, Simon and Schuster, →ISBN:

She wished Jas would stop, because her vadge could not take much more of this blissful torture.

2014, Eden Davis, Dare to Be Wild, page 56:


vulval

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In John and Salomé, Salomé's nipples are angry blossoms, her black navel vulval, tendrilous, vaguely insectimorphic.

Pythagoras, she suggests, venerated three-sided figures for their vaginal symbolism; Upper Palaeolithic dips in rock are chipped away by cavemen into vulval icons.

2003, Jenny Diski, “It's so beautiful”, in London Review of Books, XXV.22:


emorata

(East Africa) A Masai ceremony of manhood, involving circumcision.


unclipped

From Middle English unclipped, equivalent to un- + clipped.

unclipped toenails

The thick growth of the fine old trees, and the unclipped shrubs, shut out all but the small portion of shrubbery, which was like one bright and blooming spot in a wilderness.

1831, L[etitia] E[lizabeth] L[andon], Romance and Reality. […], volume II, London: Henry Colburn and Richard Bentley, […], →OCLC, pages 91–92:


sandek

sandeks (plural)
sandak (alternative)
sandok (alternative)
sanduk (alternative)

From Yiddish סנדק (sandek), from Hebrew סַנְדָּק (sandák), most likely from Ancient Greek σύντεκνος (súnteknos, literally “companion of child”), from συν- (sun-) + τέκνον (téknon).

(Judaism) A person honoured at a Jewish brit milah by holding the baby boy in his lap as the mohel performs the circumcision.


wedding tackle

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This is a coy way of describing a bulbous false proboscis that makes Tom Mannion's visage look, shall we say, very well-hung. As a cubist caprice, Dame Nature here seems to have stationed his wedding tackle between his eyes.

1992 September 26, Paul Taylor, “Theatre: Who're you looking at, Jacques?: Communicado's Glaswegian production of Rostand's Cyrano de Bergerac”, in Independent, UK, retrieved 2020-07-11:

The poor guy even got painfully kicked in the groin, or the "wedding tackle" — as it was called on the Mike & Mike show.

2013 November 26, Maureen Dowd, “Pigskin Pride and Prejudice”, in New York Times, retrieved 2020-07-11:


urinary meatus

en-noun

urinary meatus (plural urinary meatuses)

(anatomy) The external orifice of the urethra, from which urine is ejected during urination and semen is ejected during ejaculation.


nethers

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(female member of the spaceship crew speaking) "We're going on a year now, I ain't had nothing 'twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries."

At the movies, the nethers have become unnestled, and not just in art films.

2009 February 27, Peter Howell, “Doctor Manhattan part of the full-frontal revolution”, in Toronto Star:

The private parts of the body, particularly the sex organs.


pudendum muliebre

pudendum muliebre (plural pudenda muliebria)

From Latin pudendum (“a thing to be ashamed of”) + muliebre, neuter form of muliebris (“of a woman”).

uder

(6) Two nights after the birth of the infant, and until the tenth night, a midwife will, in some places, daily thrust her finger into the pudendum muliebre and vagina, for the purpose of removing any clots of blood which may remain in the vagina. This is to vakasilima.
(7) When a mother has, after the birth of an infant, had too early intercourse with her husband, a midwife will be called in, who will vakasilima her by thrusting her finger into the pudendum muliebre and vagina.

1896, Report of the Fiji Commission to Inquire into the Decrease of the Native Population: with appendices, page 168 (E.J. March, Government Printer)

(dated) A woman's pudendum; her vulva; compare pudendum virile.


tallywhacker

tallywhackers (plural)
tallywacker (alternative)

Uncertain. Possibly from tally (“mate, counterpart”), from Middle English taly (“a tally stick”), from Anglo-Norman tallie, Old French taillee, taillie, from Medieval Latin tallia, talia, taillia, from Latin talea (“stick, twig”), or alternatively from tail, + wag, likely influenced by whack, + -er. Compare tallywag, an eighteenth century dialect term meaning “penis”. Attested as tallywhacker or tallywacker since the twentieth century.


foreskinless

Rabbinic and mystical texts affirm the foreskinless birth of a dozen or so biblical men […]

2006, Eric Kline Silverman, From Abraham to America: a history of Jewish circumcision, page 29:


beef curtains

Due to the alleged resemblance of a woman's genitals to a pair of curtains, and their being made of flesh.


come aloft

en-verb

come aloft (third-person singular simple present comes aloft, present participle coming aloft, simple past came aloft, past participle come aloft)

comes aloft (present singular third-person)
coming aloft (participle present)
came aloft (past)
come aloft (participle past)

his louely wife emongst them lay, / Embraced of a Satyre rough and rude, / Who all the night did minde his ioyous play: / Nine times he heard him come aloft ere day, / That all his hart with gealosie did swell; / But yet that nights ensample did bewray, / That not for nought his wife them loued so well, / When one so oft a night did ring his matins bell.

1590, Edmund Spenser, “Book III, Canto X”, in The Faerie Queene. […], London: […] [John Wolfe] for William Ponsonbie, →OCLC:

Fowler: I must kiss her:–(kisses her) – thou hast a down lip, and dost twang it handsomely; now to the business.
Penelope: This is not all I look for.
Fowler (aside): She will not tempt me to come aloft, will she?

1633, James Shirley, The Witty Fair One, IV.iv:

(obsolete, slang) To mount sexually; to have an erection.


vajazzle

[vəˈd͡ʒæzl̩]

YOU have to feel for OLLY MURS – ladies keep trying to show him their vajazzles.

2010 November 2, “Olly is dazzled by girl fans”, in The Sun, UK:

TELLY beauty Billie Faiers has suggested Victoria Beckham get a vajazzle to perk up her sex life.

2011 September 27, Dan Menhinnet, “Billie Faiers: Posh Spice should get vajazzled”, in The Sun, UK:

A vajazzle from a beautician can cost anywhere between £20 and £100, but pound stores started stocking the accessory earlier this month.

2011 December 22, “The TOWIE effect hits pound stores as sales of £1 vajazzles soar”, in The Sun, UK:

(slang) A cosmetic treatment in which jewels are placed on a woman's vulva and/or pubic area.


dickhole

(slang, vulgar, derogatory, synecdochically) A contemptible person.


teabagger

teabaggers (plural)
tea-bagger (alternative)

[…]and for the great Parnelli Jones, and in the process telling off Colin Chapman-all superior upper-class teabagger manners and treachery

1999, Joe Scalzo, Indianapolis Roadsters, page 41:

(dated, derogatory) An upper-class participant in motor racing.

(slang, vulgar) A person who practices teabagging, i.e., the sexual act of inserting the scrotum into someone's mouth.

(neologism, often derogatory) An affiliate of the Tea Party movement, or a supporter of its protests and/or ideology.


intactivist

pro-circer

antonym(s) of “one opposed to male circumcision”

Intactivists argue that the bodies of male babies should remain physically intact, and they consider circumcision to be genital mutilation.

2022, Samah Choudhury, Michael J. Altman, Prea Persaud, editors, American Examples: New Conversations about Religion, volume 2, University of Alabama Press, →ISBN, page 173:

A person who is involved in intactivism; one who campaigns against involuntary, nontherapeutic genital modification, such as infant male circumcision.


meat puppet

This takes on serious implications if the meat puppet itself can be spammed — personality could be erased, augmented, juxtaposed, stolen or hidden behind — and presumably there would be attempts to make such activities illegal.

1998, Neil Spiller, Digital Dreams: Architecture and the New Alchemic Technologies, page 69:

He, too, was a meat puppet. Unable to make any decision without imagined repercussions from above, he chose to make none and instead passed his decision onto the next guy up the food chain.

1998, Luke Sullivan, "Hey, Whipple, Squeeze This": A Guide to Creating Great Ads, page 164:

He much preferred direct control, Caliban as meat puppet who would do his bidding unquestioned .

2002, Robert Devereaux, Caliban and Other Tales, page 190:

One of many unfortunate side effects of his years as a meat-puppet soldier, being thrown into whatever corporate war needed warm bodies instead of tactical nukes […]

A person who mindlessly follows the commands of others.


lady garden

Talking of Pussy Galore, have people seen the pics of Britney Spears showing her lady garden?

2006, CheggersPop, “A Girl's Guide to Sex in the 21st Century!”, in uk.media.tv.misc (Usenet):

That way, when I dropped my towel, my lady garden would only be exposed for a nanosecond before it disappeared under the steamy waters of the pool...

2007, Sarah Nilsen, Does This Book Make My Butt Look Big?: And Who Cares Anyway, It's My Butt:

(slang, idiomatic) A woman's pubic hair, and the area around it.

For a western woman’s entire life, from her first menstrual period to her death, her ‘la la’ is a moneymaking machine for the big businesses who want to cultivate her ‘lady garden’.

2013, Emma Rees, The Vagina: A Literary and Cultural History, New York: Bloomsbury, →ISBN, page 27:


neopenis

Coordinate term: neovagina

The neopenis can only become erect by inserting stiff material into it or by having plastic tubes implanted into the groin, so that pressing a bulb will cause the penis to hydraulically inflate with fluid and erect.

1994, Gordene Olga MacKenzie, Transgender nation:

Although many of the phalloplasty techniques may achieve closely the goals of a neopenis with normal urination, none of them are perfect, and therefore none have achieved universal acceptance.

2015, Vincenzo Mirone, Clinical Uro-Andrology, page 39:

sex reassignment surgery
sex reassignment surgery

A surgically constructed penis, as of a transgender man who has undergone sex reassignment surgery, or a cisgender man who lacked a penis due to a congenital defect, illness, or injury.


nature's scythe

en-noun

nature's scythe (plural nature's scythes)

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Love's meadow happy Dick with nature's scythe was mowing.


winky

en-adj

winky (comparative more winky, superlative most winky)

more winky (comparative)
most winky (superlative)

a winky smiley face

Dickens aficionados will delight in winky references to his novels, as well as to his biography: Jenny Wren of “Our Mutual Friend” lends a nickname to Miss Ricketts; Alfred’s brother’s name is Sydney (as in Carton); and the One and Only’s death has left a “Drood”-like novel unfinished, occasioning wild speculation about its conclusion.

2009 July 12, Susann Cokal, “Bleak Housekeeping”, in New York Times:

‘Yeah, but I put a winky smiley face on it. Did you not see?’ ‘That was a sad smiley face, you total fucking moron.[…]’

2007, Stephen J. Martin, Rock and a Hard Place, Mercier Press Ltd, →ISBN, page 276:

He had included a winky face in his previous response. You don't haphazardly throw a winky face around like it's a thumbs-up or praise hands.

2018, Lincee Ray, Why I Hate Green Beans […] , Baker Books, →ISBN:

I send a winky face emoji right after this, so he knows I am just teasing him.

2021, Theresa Leigh, Cluck Buddies: A Friends With Benefits Romance, LuxLife Publishing:


microphallus

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The condition of having an abnormally small penis; micropenis


dicklet

Carleton gasped as lubricated fingers circled his sensitive dicklet. "That feels great."

2007, Victoria A. Brownworth, Bed: New Lesbian Erotica:

"Such bluster from a bitch with a five inch dicklet. Male bravado will get you nowhere here. We eat useless males for lunch, or we turn them into something more useful to a woman."

2010, Jennifer Campbell, Pitfalls of Desire: Winston:


old chap

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‘Well, look here, old chap,’ he said, ‘let's have strict business between friends. If you'll pay me back four quid at the end of term, you shall have the two pounds. How does that strike you?’

1903, P. G. Wodehouse, A Prefect's Uncle, A & C Black:

(UK, dated) Affectionate term of address for a man.


whang

en-verb

whang (third-person singular simple present whangs, present participle whanging, simple past and past participle whanged)

whangs (present singular third-person)
whanging (participle present)
whanged (participle past)
whanged (past)

onomatopoeic

Imitative

I ought to have whanged him one in the eye.

(US, Scotland, British, dialect, slang) To whack or beat.

(Scotland) To slice, especially into large pieces; to chop.


whang

Imitative

(British, Scotland, dialect, colloquial) A large piece or slice; a chunk.

(US, dialect, dated) A house-cleaning party.


whang

Debuccalized (/θw/ > /hw/) from Scots thwang, cognate to thong.

(UK, US, dialect, informal, dated) A leather thong.


vaginoplasty

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Although a functional vaginoplasty is performed in a single stage, further feminization of the mons pubis can be performed at a second surgical stage.

2016, Loren S. Schechter, Surgical Management of the Transgender Patient, Elsevier Health Sciences, →ISBN, page 25:

(surgery) A surgical procedure used to construct or reconstruct a vaginal canal and mucous membrane.


paraphimosis

en-noun

paraphimosis (countable and uncountable, plural paraphimoses)

A medical condition where the foreskin becomes trapped behind the glans.


cock-stand

cock-stands (plural)
cockstand (alternative)

‘Do you know what they do, in France? My lady wife told me. Well, not told me, but she wrote it down for me, in Latin. The man has a cock-stand, and she takes it in her mouth!’

2009, Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall, Fourth Estate, published 2010, page 393:


tadger

From Scots tadger (“penis”). Compare English todger (“penis”).

2005, Liz Rettig, My Desperate Love Diary: by Kelly Ann, Corgi Books, UK, page 302,
G says just the thought of trying to bonk in my house was enough to shrivel his tadger and that he′d rather have sex in Argyle Street in the rush hour than try to do it at my place.

I mean childhood doesn′t last long anyway, by the time you realise you are a child ten years later you′re tugging at yer tadger.

2008, Andrew Melrose, Palace Pier Blues, Lulu, page 70:

[…]we found this very funny and were laughing, sniggering and started washing our tadgers with the soap, copying this guy, the guy took exception to this and started shouting at us.

2009, Andy Bell, If Your Feet Are Tired and Weary: A Childhood Memory of a Young Boy Growing Up in the West of Glasgow ... Known Simply to Many as the Land of Temple Scurvy, AuthorHouse, page 129:

2011 (2009), Bernardo Atxaga, Margaret Jull Costa (translator), Seven Houses in France, page 97,
‘But just in case, I'm going a bit farther off,’ he pointed to the solitary teak tree and added: ‘That′s the best place in Yangambi for a piss, but l don′t want to risk him seeing my tadger.’

Of course the medical staff had seen all this before, and they were quick to put our minds at ease—“Come of^([sic]) then—get your fucking kit off, the officer said, now move it!” came the caring and helpful advice, or “Come on, move it, these nurses aren′t embarrassed at seeing your little tadger—why should you be?”

2012, Stephen Bridgman, My Bloody Efforts: Life as a Rating in the modern Royal Navy, page 43:


intactivism

The advocacy of the right to genital integrity, i.e., the right of a person to not be subjected to involuntary, nontherapeutic modification of their genitals.


ladyparts

(informal, euphemistic) The breasts and/or genitalia of a woman.


ædœology

From ædœ- + -ology, from Ancient Greek αἰδοῖα (aidoîa, “privy parts, pudenda”) in conjunction with λόγος (lógos, “explanation, narrative”).

der

ÆDŒOLOGY
A Treatise on Generative Life.
Including Pre‐natal influence, Limitation of Offspring, and Hygiene of the Generative System.

1893, Sydney Barrington Elliot, page III

(rare, medicine) Study of human genitalia.


fire-crotch

fire-crotches (plural)
fire crotch (alternative)

It's time to regain your manhood. Go out, get drunk, find a cute fire-crotch, then.... Fuck the snot out of her on your kitchen floor.

1993 December 20, Jason D. Kelleher, “Re: love”, in alt.drunken.bastards (Usenet):

His wife, Ash, was no great lay—not like that nurse at the hospital, fire crotch, a hot little minkie with flaming red pubic hair and a very uninhibited appetite.

2000, Chris Mooney, Deviant Ways, Pocket Books, published 2000, →ISBN, page 5:

Still suffering from the fallout of his stomach-churning "Lindsay Lohan is a fire crotch" tirade that paparazzi caught on tape last month, Brandon Davis is now blaming it all on drugs and has checked himself into rehab.

2005 June 16, Scott Lamb, “The Fix”, in Salon.com:

(slang, vulgar, sometimes derogatory) A person who has red pubic hair.


piss flap

piss flaps (plural)
piss-flap (alternative)
pissflap (alternative)

(rare, chiefly in the plural, vulgar, slang) A woman's labium.


phallused

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I watched him work, saw huge-phallused Frey emerge from the weathered wood, and helped pour libations to the god.

2002, Christopher Harris, Memoirs of a Byzantine Eunuch, Dedalus, →ISBN, page 32:

And when Congo had been emptied of masks with cutout eyes and old wooden bowls and long-phallused fertility figures, he turned his thoughts to local stone sculpture.

2009, Petina Gappah, An Elegy for Easterly, Faber and Faber, Inc., →ISBN:

I was writing for High Times and Playboy's OUI magazine, where the Love Generation, at least the phallused half, had been fluffed, folded and if not embalmed, at least zombified.

2010, Mark Christensen, Acid Christ: Ken Kesey, LSD and the Politics of Ecstasy, Schaffner Press, →ISBN, page 351:


fuckstick

2008, Les Grossman in Tropic Thunder
Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy, so why don't you get the hell out of here

(vulgar, derogatory, slang) An undesirable person.


pudendum virile

en-noun

pudendum virile (plural pudenda virilia)

From Latin pudendum (“a thing to be ashamed of”) + virile, neuter form of virilis (“of a man”).

(medicine) A part of the male pudenda; the principal male organ of intromission and micturition; the penis.


puss-puss

puss-pusses (plural)
puss puss (alternative)

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Those skinheads lacked the intestinal fortitude to ward off the attack of their simplistic intelligence. They are the weakest bunch of puss pusses that I have ever seen. They sent my carrier countless complaints but I STILL STANDING HUH. What a bunch of pussies. I've got more respect for Ian Taylor Christopher than I do for these weak bitches. Sure we had some words but at least he stood up. These punks just ran and told the teacher. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTCH!

1995 March 18, cw...@delphi.com, “WE WON! Alt.skinheads destroyed.........”, in alt.skinheads (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-26:

> Of course not.What a puss-puss.
:) I am a puss-puss often. It keeps me sober and alive to be flexible. My telling you anything about god as i understand god, is a useless endeavor. You have to find god on your own, through your own actions; don't you know that?

1998 September 7, daniel, “The Steps are about God”, in alt.recovery.na (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-26:

The puss-pusses are watching, but they're just waiting for us to get tired and leave so they can crawl back in here and lick their wounds. As much fun as they are *pretending* to have at the other ass-wipe safe NG's, you can bet anything that they wish they had *their* NG back... and that they weren't SPNANKED out of this one. The sweetest victory is that the truth, not lies, did the SPNANK!

2000 September 3, Justin Credile!, “CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE??”, in alt.fan.madonna (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-26:

Bristol, TN? Well, HEEE-fuckin-HAWW Gomer!! GAWW-LEEE WILLIKERS!
The Rocking Horse? Is that the motion you and your toothless, hillbilly butt buddies get going when they're ass fucking you out in the woods?
I already told you where to meet me tomorrow night, puss-puss! The time and place You understand me, puss-puss? I certainly hope so. Maybe I can find somebody to give you a little bit of that "rocking horse" action, puss-puss. You'd like that wouldn't you, puss-puss?
BE THERE!!
heh, heh, heh

2006 June 23, ThreeBallLouie, “Liberals Are The Ones Who Got Ass-Whipped In School”, in alt.politics (Usenet), retrieved 2022-07-26:

(derogatory, vulgar, colloquial, chiefly Canada, US) A coward.


hair pie

I don't mind munching on her hair pie except when I have to stop to pull her hairs off my tongue.

(slang, vulgar) The external female genitalia with an unshaven mons veneris.


unforeskinned

Not foreskinned; deprived of the foreskin; circumcised.


foreskinned

Jews, in spite of centuries of circumcision, are born foreskinned like the men of other races.

1927, Clement Wood, The Outline of Man's Knowledge: The Story of History, Science, Literature, Art, Religion, Philosophy, Lewis Copeland Company, page 285:

To the European eye, an uncircumcised man is natural and beautiful, so now that your magazine is widely read in Europe make your sisters on the other side of the Atlantic a little happier and feature more foreskinned men.

1973, B. Braun, letter to the editor, Playgirl, Volume 3, Issue 1, page 41

Referring to this method, therefore, God consecrates this covenant by blood, and with plain words He adds an explanation, 'And the foreskinned male, the flesh of whose foreskin has not been circumcised, that soul will be blotted out from his people.'

2001, Peter A. Lillback, The Binding of God: Calvin's Role in the Development of Covenant Theology, Baker Academic, →ISBN, page 119:


man pussy

man pussies (plural)
man-pussy (alternative)

(vulgar, transgender slang) The vulva or vagina of a trans man.


man cunt

man cunts (plural)
mancunt (alternative)


ballock

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water gate

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A gate, or valve, by which a flow of water is permitted, prevented, or regulated.


donkey cock

donkey cocks (plural)
donkeycock (alternative)


donkey dick

donkey dicks (plural)
donkeydick (alternative)

When you have McAdoo's jumper, it's like being the one kid in high school who has a donkey dick. Everyone will remember you.

2009, Bill Simmons, The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy, ESPN Books (2009), page 349 (footnote)

[…] 'Stead a pissin' everyone off writing tickets all day, they could make themselves usefully and thin out the donkey dicks that never have, and never will learn how to be responsible drivers."

2003, Donald Mosher, The Muffin Mountain Motel Man, iUniverse, published 2003, →ISBN, page 91:

(vulgar, slang, derogatory) An idiot, a fool.


unbonneted

But I was, myself, far from being pleas'd with his having too much regarded my tender exclaims; for now, more and more fired with the object before me, as it still stood with the fiercest erection, unbonnetted, and displaying its broad vermilion head, I first gave the youth a re-encouraging kiss, which he repaid me with a fervour that seem'd at once to thank me, and bribe my farther compliance

1749, [John Cleland], “(Please specify the letter or volume)”, in Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure [Fanny Hill], London: […] [Thomas Parker] for G. Fenton [i.e., Fenton and Ralph Griffiths] […], →OCLC:


pisshole

I pushed my ass back toward the voodoo man's thick, leaking cock, and the jism dripping from his pisshole lubricated my asshole. My anus grew slick and opened of its own accord. The more of his cum that wet my hole, the more my muscles contracted to give him easy entrance.

2011, David Holly, Delicious Darkness, page 192:

As is, he and I know the wetness is natural lubricant oozing from the pisshole of his big dick.

2009, John Patrick, Naughty by Nature, page 90:

"Beautiful meat!" I say, squeezing the huge young fuck-tool, testing its hardness and hotness and silky smoothness with my fingertips. I kiss and nibble it from balls to pisshole.

2007, John Patrick, Mad About the Boys, page 80:

I pulled my mouth away and a long silver string of sticky juice hung between my lips and his pisshole. I smeared it around my face, wondering if this would be my last taste of Bennett Young's love juice.

Thick drops of precum seeped from his pisshole.

2006, Tom Graham, Cowboys: Gay Erotic Tales:

He lowered his eyes almost imperceptibly and I resumed the slow suction of his manhood up my chute, his pisshole issuing warm increments of natural lubrication as it slid deep inside me.

2004, Michael Huxley, Men Amplified, page 44:

High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang.

1989, Thomas Szollosi, The Proving, page 55:


meat curtains

For instance, a dollar will buy you a bag of chips, a soda, or get you a closer gander at a stripper's meat curtains.

2010, Forrest Griffin, Erich Krauss, Be Ready When the Sh*t Goes Down: A Survival Guide to the Apocalypse, page 86:

Back to Sativa's anatomy: a flashlight was definitely needed to view between the meat curtains. It was a dark hole one could easily lose oneself in . . .

2010, G. L. Giles, Hearts at Stake, page 39:

Revealing a porcelain religious figurine of the Virgin Mary that he intends to insert inside her, the now-enraged attacker instructs Amy to "part them succulent meat curtains, darlin', and get ready for the religious experience of your life."

2009, Kylo-Patrick R. Hart, Annette Holba, Media and the Apocalypse, page 72:


pencil dick

Big fat cocks are way too much for my butt; long and thin is in (me). If you've got above average length and average girth I've got the rubbers and lube.

1991 July 7, “Pencil Dicks! (personal advertisement)”, in Gay Community News:

In contemporary America all adults, and even teenagers for that matter, have heard penis-size jokes or slang terms such as “pencil dick” for men with thin penises or “hung like a horse” for men who are well-endowed.

2010, Peter Lehman, Susan Hunt, Lady Chatterley's Legacy in the Movies: Sex, Brains, and Body Guys, page 105:

Colin's pencil dick was in his hand while he licked her pussy.”
“Pencil dick?”
“Really skinny.”

2007, Bonnie Edwards, Midnight Confessions II, page 22:

Somebody needs to create a big ass, reinforced rubber band so that when a woman gets with a man with a little dick they can put the rubber band around both of their waists so his pencil dick won't fall out.

2006, Sidi, Fatou: Return to Harlem, page 78:

(slang, vulgar, derogatory) A penis of inadequate girth.


needle dick

My boyfriend is not only a needle-dick but a lying shit.

2011, James Lee Burke, Feast Day of Fools, page 378:

That needle dick, he wants me to be his whore, and I won't.

2009, Jack Henderson, Watching Over Wilbur, page 38:

“Well, needle-dick isn't going to be able to service you. Maybe I'll bring my brother in here. He's got a nice, man-sized prick. We could fuck both your holes at the same time.”

2009, Lee Vasey, Listing: Casual Encounters, page 37:

(slang, vulgar, derogatory) A man with a tiny penis; usually used as a disparaging form of address.


baby dick

It's weird that her on-screen boyfriend, Simon Rex, became her real-life man-bag because in the film she sets her dog to fellating his “babydick” and he romances her with, “My balls miss your chin.”

2010, Michael Adams, Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies: A Film Critic's Year-Long Quest to Find the Worst Movie Ever Made, page 244:

Michael at four or five, naked in a hammock, reading a book, not a kid's book, something hardbound, and absently fondling his baby dick.

2006, Janet Fitch, Paint it Black: A Novel:

Whereas his dick was small-almost invisible-his manly voice was huge and powerful! That was the thing. He could have left his baby-dick home and brought the larynx to the orgy and that would've been all good.

2006, Bomani Shuru, Something About a Woman:

(slang, vulgar, derogatory) An extremely small penis.


sugar walls

From the suggestive 1984 song "Sugar Walls", written by Prince and performed by Sheena Easton.

In retrospect, during the '80s, when I could have been fucked by half of the gay ghetto, I took care of myself by loving a supportive, nurturing partner. He was far from perfect. He had a bad temper and knew nothing about the arts. Even more importantly, my sugar walls went unappreciated by him — and by the many Greenwich Village men I hid from and desperately wanted during hundreds of lifeless evenings spent watching television with my passive lover in Brooklyn.

1992 April 13, Christopher Street, volume 14, number 20, page 36:

(slang, vulgar, by extension) The rectum, especially in relation to anal sex.


squish mitten

Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
James Wilson: She's a friend.
Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.

2007 April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12

Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."

2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press, →ISBN, page 334:

She warned them that unless they wanted to see a lot of gushing birth fluids and a pregnant woman's squish-mitten, then they would stay outside. Both men looked a little green at that warning, or maybe it was her vagina euphemism, […]

2015, Sarah Leyton, Defending Nora, Siren Publishing, →ISBN, page 102:


phallometric

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In what seems to be the first attempt to create scientific phallometric data for American males, Lieutenant William A. Schonfeld of the U.S. Army Medical Corps published ‘Primary and Secondary Sexual Characteristics: A Study of Their Development in Males from Birth Through Maturity, With Biometric Study of Penis and Testes,’ in the American Journal of Diseases in Children, in 1943.

2001, David M Friedman, A Mind of its Own, Robert Hale, published 2009, page 95:


phallometry

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fuckpole

'Oh, yeah, slick it up, stud, get that big fuckpole ready to do that fine piece a favor.


meatstick

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“They'd be supercharged and overdosed with horniness,” he said, “because for eight days beforehand each one of them would have been imagining that eight guys were in front ofher staring at her and pumping off their meatsticks, ...

2011, Nicholson Baker, House of Holes, page 23:

...Rebeca Linares cums while riding a thick meatstick...

2011, Kevin Smith, The Best Adult Movies, link:


meat stick

meat sticks (plural)
meatstick (alternative)

Bill squirmed miserably and in ecstasy at the same time under the ropes as I began stroking his now slimy and hard meat stick “Fuck man but my wife loves my big soldier-sized cock,” Bill panted as I stroked and stroked him.

2007, Christopher Trevor, The Gym Instructor, page 145:

This fucking meat stick of yours looks like its ready to spew a load right the fuck now boy.

2011, Christopher Trevor, Love, Torture, and Redemption, page 25:

Jay mounted Michael's ass and rammed his black meat stick into Michael's ass as quickly as Jake had done.

2011, Wade Wright, Jay, Jake, and Jimmy, page 108:


spitstick

From spit + stick, referring to how the penis is lubricated before penetration, especially anally.

I spewed every drop of my spitstick into his baby sweet hole.

2009, John Patrick, Naughty by Nature, page 34:


circ

Clipping of circumcision. Clipping of circumcise.

During the pre-NHS 1930s, circumcision was as fashionable among the British middle class as confirmation. Breech deliveries were said to be popular with both obstetrician and anaesthetist, a boy assuring them early in the birth of 'a couple of guineas next week for the circ.'

2001, Richard Gordon, Great Medical Mysteries, House of Stratus, published 2001, →ISBN, page 65:

The circ is progressing apace when, without warning, one of the nurses bursts in from outside, and I mean bursts in, as opposed to entering soundlessly and unobtrusively as we all try to (with the exception of the attending surgeons, who always burst in), and tells us, "Someone just crashed a plane into one of the Twin Towers."

2011, Michelle Au, This Won't Hurt a Bit (and Other White Lies): My Education in Medicine and Motherhood, Grand Central Publishing, →ISBN:

Ironically, our Japanese-born colleague Seiji, who came from a culture that did not circumcise, had no problem with it. In fact, he was amazing to behold. Seiji could finish a "slice and dice," as we called it, before I could even get my gloves on. Bob and I would change every poopy, slimy diaper in that nursery just to stall until Seiji finished the circs.

2011, Maggie Kozel, The Color of Atmosphere: One Doctor's Journey In and Out of Medicine, Chelsea Green Publishing, published 2011, →ISBN, page 50:


testicond

From Latin testis (“testis”) + condere (“to hide”).

testicond mammals

Although the testes of some mammals, such as elephants and manatees, are also testicond, in most mammals the testes migrate downward, or descend, as the embryo develops.

2009, Bruce D. Olsen, Understanding Human Anatomy Through Evolution:

(zoology) Having the testicles naturally concealed within the abdomen, such as in the case of the cetaceans.


nadger

(informal, especially in plural) A non-specific illness or affliction


niggerdick

With that he took me by my shoulders and forsed^([sic]) me down
to my knees pushing my face into his crotch, my face
into his big hard nigger dick. I could smell his musty
niggerdick sweaty ball smell. Whores perfume.

1996 August 14, Missygrrl, “@ Missy @ True story: Missy At The Reststop, f/mmmmmmmm, cum drinking, black/white”, in alt.sex.gangbang (Usenet):

Allah sucks niggerdicks in arab-asshole. Allah should be crusified bastard
just as jesus was.

2007 August 29, Kuivain, “An invitation to happiness in life”, in sfnet.keskustelu.politiikka (Usenet):

Good morning, niggers! On this beautiful day, may your crack pipe be full, may your
watermelon be heavy, and may your bullets fly true to your intended homie's brain! We
White folks haven't figured out whether your brains are in your niggerdicks or your black
asses, but it's one of those two since that's the two places yall always aim for.

2014 February 27, Reb Biker, “Good Morning, Niggers!”, in alt.flame.cincinnati (Usenet):

And so I look at her as if she's special, as if I give a shit whether she lives or dies, as if she's more than another minor character to delineate in my novel: the young white niggerfucker. The thought of her mouth wrapped around a niggerdick. Good god how could any woman have so little self-respect as to fuck a nigger. Even niggerettes, for goddes bones, don't like niggeroids.

2019 August 30, Eric Miles Williamson, Boning the Muse: Letters to Steve, Down & Out Books:

GAY SELF HATING WHITE NEGROID ENABLERS LIKE YOURSELF ARE THE MOST PRONE TO HAVING YOUR TESTICLES CHOPPED INTO BITS AND ASSHOLES RAMMED BY NIGGERDICKS SUICIDAL NIGGERFAGGOT

2021 July 12, Roman Laschov, “Re: 10 Reasons Why I Hate NIGGERS”, in alt.politics (Usenet):


male circumcision

male circumcision (countable and uncountable, plural male circumcisions)

An operation involving the surgical removal of all or most of the foreskin (prepuce) and frenulum of the male genitalia.

sometimes included under male genital mutilation


cockshaft

She writhed beneath him with soft urgency as he pumped into her, his cockshaft feeling the pressure of Portia's fingers through the thin muscular membrane that divided Olivia's vagina from her rectum.


disco stick

Popularized by a lyric in the 2008 song "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga: "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." Gaga explained how she coined the term in a Rolling Stone interview: "It's another of my very thoughtful metaphors for a cock. I was at a nightclub, and I had quite a sexual crush on somebody, and I said to them, 'I wanna ride on your disco stick'."

But Frankie still gave him the condom. "That I know. What I don't know is where your disco stick has been."

2011, Erin McCarthy, The Chase, Berkley Sensation, →ISBN, page 51:


baloney pony

We read the first scene — Bernadette telling Paul that she's taken a vow of chastity before he rakishly persuades her to ride the baloney pony in the attic.

1994, Christian McLaughlin, Glamourpuss, Dutton, published 1994, page 179:


map of Tasmania

map of Tasmania (plural maps of Tasmania)

From the perceived similarity between the roughly triangular shapes of a woman's pubic hair and the Australian island state of Tasmania.

Walking down the street I'm the lady - ah / Showing off my map of Tasmania

2011, Amanda Palmer (feat. The Young Punx), "Map of Tasmania", Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under

(Australia, slang) The female pubic hair.


supercock

[…] You know, I could understand your anxiety if you were betting on just any rooster. But when you wager on a supercock like this, why, it's just like putting your money on San Miguel."

1959, Alejandro Roces, Of Cocks and Kites, and Other Short Stories, Regal Publishing Co, published 1959, page 61:

(Philippines, dated) A formidable gamecock.


horsecock

horsecock (countable and uncountable, plural horsecocks)

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superpenis

The youngster calmed down somewhat and recognized that he had been saying, in effect, that he had a "superpenis." He laughingly asked, "I guess I made it sound like it was long enough to polevault with, eh?"

1971, John A. Meeks, The Fragile Alliance: An Orientation to the Outpatient Psychotherapy of the Adolescent, Williams & Wilkins, →ISBN, page 123:

The celebrated American sexologists William Masters and Virginia Johnson discovered that superpenises tend to behave differently from average-sized versions.

1977, John Sparks, The Sexual Connection: Mating the Wild Way, McGraw-Hill, →ISBN, page 8:

Despite persistent legends of "superpenises," the length of the average human penis is three to three-and-a-half inches while flaccid […]

1978, Donald A. Read, Judith Sutton, The Concept of Health, Holbrook Press, →ISBN, page 164:

It soon became clear that what Sepp had done by buying this "superbike" was to go from having a non-functional penis to a "superpenis."

2004, Vamik D. Volkan, “Actualized unconscious fantasies and 'therapeutic play' in adults' analyses: further study of these concepts”, in Aira Laine, editor, Power of Understanding: Essays in Honour of Veikko Tahka, Karnac Books, →ISBN, page 138:

(slang) A very large or exceptional penis.


superdick

The amateur sleuths of the Donovan committee, many of them former socialite appeasers from the state department, follow the same practices as the superdicks in the Army and Navy.

1942 November 30, Drew Pearson, “'Junior Gestapo' Listens in On Army and Navy Telephone Calls”, in St. Petersburg Times:

But unlike his peers who readily identified with the hard-boiled superdicks played by Humphrey Bogart and William Powell, Dyer found it easier to relate to the villains and supporting characters like Clifton Webb's prissy Waldo in Laura and Peter Lorre's scented sissy in The Maltese Falcon.

1996 April 11, Derrick Mathis, “Film Notes: remembering the real movie queens”, in Chicago Reader:

(informal) A talented or famous detective.


monstercock

monstercocks (plural)
monster cock (alternative)
monster-cock (alternative)

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He was clawing the green felt as a tall, powerfully-built stud with the front of his white tanktop pulled up behind his neck and his frayed denim cutoffs pulled down around his ankles fucked him hard and deep with his veiny monstercock.

2004, Michael Huxley, Men Amplified, page 84:

His mind went back to the baby daddy assaulting Shameka with his monstercock.

Brutal anal penetrations, Monica Sweetheart gets monstercock in ass

2005, Sylia Aire, Terraformations, link:

(rare, nonstandard) Alternative form of monster cock


monster-cock

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monster cock

monster cocks (plural)
monster-cock (alternative)
monstercock (alternative)

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horse cock

horse cock (countable and uncountable, plural horse cocks)

horse cocks (plural)
horsecock (alternative)

[…] Those who served on the Mediterranean convoys may remember that we had to carry food for the round trip, and the last 1000-2000 miles were a steady diet of baloney. We felt "horse cock" was good enough for prisoners too, especially those who ordered "Fire!" on our ships.

2004, Lewis M. Andrews, Tempest, Fire & Foe: Destroyer Escorts in World War II and the Men Who Manned Them, Trafford Publishing, published 2004, →ISBN, page 50:

(uncountable, slang, chiefly military) Sausage such as baloney or salami.


horse dick

horse dicks (plural)
horsedick (alternative)

Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see horse, dick.


ladybits

Many women think their ladybits are ugly or disfigured — let me reassure you that in 99.9% of cases they're not, […]

2011, Julie Peasgood, The Greatest Guide to Sex, Greatest Guides Limited, →ISBN, page 21:

(euphemistic, slang) Synonym of ladyparts.


circed

I have another friend with a circed husband. Their son is circed. DAD's choice.

1998 May 10, Edward and Phantom MacLennan, “Re: Don't Lose Your Son Over It”, in misc.kids.pregnancy (Usenet):

My mother has no need to know if my son is circed or intact.

2001 July 31, Esther Paris, “Re: OT Sorta: Dealing with People's Comments, etc.”, in misc.kids.pregnancy (Usenet):

Even if your son is circed, I doubt that your great-grandson will be.

2004 September 2, Troy McClure [username], “Re: Parents must do what they think is best for their son.”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):


uncirced

Both of my boys are uncirced and their pediatricians say that I should never try to pull their foreskins back.

2000 April 11, Cheryl Nakao, “Re: question”, in misc.kids.breastfeeding (Usenet):

I had never seen an uncirced penis before meeting him and thought it was kind of strange.

2001 February 5, Victoria Anne McDonnell, “Re: Circumcision”, in misc.kids.pregnancy (Usenet):

I'm uncirced and have opted to remain that way - not from ignorance, but because it hasn't caused me *any* problems.

2006 January 30, Anonymous Jack [username], “Re: Circumcision (male)”, in soc.sexuality.general (Usenet):


anti-circ

The next morning I typed “circumcision” into Yahoo! Twenty-three site matches appeared. Many were the same affirmative reports I’d already examined, but there was also a promising list of anti-circ groups.

1997 August 20, Hank Hyena, “Foreskin or against it?”, in Salon:

Guerin Woodgate Jr., 29, says he never thought much about his circumcision until he stumbled upon some anti-circ Web sites about ten years ago.

2007 July 12, Craig Malisow, “The Fantastic Foreskin”, in Houston Press:

Circumcision has been widespread as a routine neonatal procedure in America, resulting in an enduring clash between the medical community and the anti-circ (anti-circumcision) movement that hosts conferences, rallies, anti-circ days, and numerous Web sites.

2010, Shirley R. Steinberg, Michael Kehler, Lindsay Cornish, editors, Boy Culture: An Encyclopedia, Greenwood, →ISBN, page 135:


pro-circ

Sensing victory, the pro-circ enthusiasts gleefully chirped it meant that “circumcised men have more fun,” are more creative, and have a more expansive libido.

2002, Terri Hamilton, Skin Flutes & Velvet Gloves: A Collection of Facts and Fancies, Legends and Oddities About the Body's Private Parts, St. Martin's Press, →ISBN, page 238:

For example, my own work was erroneously construed as "pro-circ" by a posting on the anticircumcision Internet listserv called INTACT-L (short for intact-list). "Who's this?" asked the participant. "Seems like pro-circ works in progress at DePauw University in Indiana. Any intactivists on campus?"

2006, Eric Kline Silverman, From Abraham to America: A History of Jewish Circumcision, Rowman & Littlefield, →ISBN, page 244:

Her husband was circumcised, and his family was very pro-circ — not for any religious reason, they just "thought it looked better."

2012, Willow Yamauchi, Bad Mommy, Insomniac Press, →ISBN, page 70:

(informal) Supportive of male infant circumcision.


FGM

Coordinate term: MGM

I met Leyla Hussein, an FGM survivor and anti-FGM activist, and we hit it off straight away. […] I worried that I didn’t have a right to talk about FGM as I don’t come from an FGM-practising community, but Leyla believes you can talk about whatever you like, regardless of whether you’ve been directly affected.

2015 April 11, Bridget Christie, “We’re a nation of armchair activists – what’s wrong with that?”, in The Guardian:

female genital mutilation
female genital mutilation#English

Initialism of female genital mutilation.


female genital mutilation

female genital mutilation (countable and uncountable, plural female genital mutilations)

Any mutilation of the female genitals done for non-medical reasons, such as the infliction of abrasion, burns (chemical or cauterizing), or cuts or slits, or amputation or piercing.


macropenis

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Russell-Silver syndrome […] is characterised by IUGR, small triangular facies, hemihypertrophy, clinodactyly, occasionally macropenis with or without precocious puberty, and sometimes GH deficiency.

2001, Desai, Meena P., Vijayalakshmi Bhatia & P.S.N. Menon, Pediatric Endocrine Disorders, page 60:

Boys develop a macropenis usually by 2 to 3 years of age and undergo premature sexual development with growth of pubic and axillary hair and appearance of adult body odor[…]

2002, Ronald G. Davidson, PDQ Medical Genetics, page 88:


clunge

clunge (countable and uncountable, plural clunges)

A nonsense word in a rant by McBlane (actor Joseph Brady) in the third series of The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin as "ap yer clunge!" ("up your clunge"). Probably invented by writer David Nobbs to mean "arse".
Popularised by British television series The Inbetweeners (from 2008).

(UK, vulgar, slang, chiefly Internet, originally but now rare) Arse.


dickling

(vulgar, slang) A penis before circumcision.


clockweight

(slang, chiefly in the plural) A testicle.


ballbag

(derogatory, slang, vulgar) A thoughtless and ignorant individual.


female genital cutting

Female genital cutting (FGC) is an ancient practice that affects girls and young women around the world, defining the identity of women in cultures where it is practised.

2007 May 9, Jean-Roger Kaseki, The Guardian:

Tolerance may run out, however, when a violation breaches a sacred value, as when immigrants to Western countries practice female genital cutting, honor killings, or the sale of underage brides […].

2011, Steven Pinker, The Better Angels of Our Nature, Penguin, published 2012, page 764:

Female genital mutilation
female genital mutilation


neovagina

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Coordinate term: neopenis

Patients with a neovagina are more likely to engage in sexual activity, and as many as 50 percent of them report a capacity for orgasm.

1994, Richard Lechtenberg, Dana A. Ohl, Sexual Dysfunction: Neurologic, Urologic, and Gynecologic Aspects, Lea & Febiger, →ISBN, page 368:

By means of replacement vaginoplasty techniques, patients can be offered the construction of a functional neovagina.

1996, Fray F. Marshall, Textbook of Operative Urology, Saunders, →ISBN:

A surgically crafted vagina, as of a trans woman who has undergone sex reassignment surgery, or any woman who lacked a vagina due to a congenital defect, illness, or injury.


piece of pork

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy, or your cock.

1983, Graham ChapmanJohn CleeseTerry Gilliamet al., Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 01:01:39-01:01:43:


babymaker

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(derogatory) Somebody who gives birth to a baby.


coin purse

(informal) a type of theatrical performance undergarment used to hide male genitalia, by stuffing it into a pouch with a drawstring, to simulate being nude


love spuds

We crossed paths at the hospital a few months ago after his wife convinced him to get a vasectomy following the delivery of their fifth child. Knowing I'd be among the crew wielding a scalpel in the area of his love spuds allowed Bobby and me to reconnect in no time.

2010, Annelise Ryan, Scared Stiff, Kensington Books, →ISBN, page 220:

The Labrador would lie on his stomach with his legs splayed out behind and then proceed to move back and forth as if he were in the missionary position and going for glory. His love spuds would sort of squeeze under his body as he moved back, and then pop out again as he moved forward.

2011, Michael Riddel, Life, A Little Brown Dog and Shite Like That, Balboa Press, →ISBN, page 55:

They saw his you-know-whats: his family jewels, his nuggets, his love spuds. His balls.

2012, Susin Nielsen, The Reluctant Journal of Henry K. Larsen, Tundra Books, →ISBN, page 10:


giggle berries

giggle-berries (alternative)
giggleberries (alternative)

His nose starts squirting blood right before I kick him square in the twig and giggle berries.

2008, Stephanie Hale, Twisted Sisters, Berkley JAM, →ISBN, page 72:

Or, "Pardon me, Brad, while I reach down and scratch my giggle berries."

2008, Zombies Ate My Headlines, Carbolic Smoke Books, →ISBN, page 167:

"Cowboys," he explained. "They cut 'em off the bulls to calm 'em down."
"Hmmm, you'd think it would have the exact opposite effect," I retorted to the delight of the waitstaff. But the moment Sam saw them smile he drove the knife deep into the table and pushed the plate of deep-fried giggle berries against my chest.

2010, Mark DeCarlo, A Fork on the Road: 400 Cities/One Stomach, Lyons Press, →ISBN, page 188:


hoohaa

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phallobase

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(entomology) the base (proximal part) of the phallus


v-word

(humorous) Any word beginning with v that is not normally taboo but is considered (often humorously) to be so in the given context.


diphallia

(medicine, urology) A rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.


penile duplication

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umkhwetha

umkhwetha (plural abakwetha or abakhwetha)

Among the Xhosa, a young male undergoing a group circumcision rite to mark the arrival of adulthood.


pocket rocket

And then Torry suggested we climb in bed together while I told him the rest of the story, and I could tell from the way his pocket rocket was standing all straight out and stiff that he probably wouldn't be able to pay attention to the story anyhow.

2009, Nicola Cuti, Moonie and the Spider Queen, page 113:


bottom surgery

bottom surgery (countable and uncountable, plural bottom surgeries)

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I am a 37-yr-old female-to-male living full-time as a man since 1980, when I had my mastectomy. Recently completed my bottom surgery ("genitoplasty").

1998 December 13, Lou Sullivan, [Correspondence from Lou Sullivan to Paul Johnson (December 13, 1988)]:

Again, there is not a good bottom surgery option for an FTM. I can see why they skip that step. And it is very easy for an FTM to be stealth.

2005 February 13, Jennifer Usher <jennisuzan@earthlink.net>, “Re: A Rationale for SRS”, in soc.support.transgendered (Usenet), retrieved 2022-10-17:

According to Henry Benjamin, for example, most trans folx were thought to "have no overt sex life at all," at least prior to medical interventions, and particularly bottom surgeries.

2021, Lucie Fielding, “Unimaginable Bodies”, in Lucie Fielding, Trans Sex: Clinical Approaches to Trans Sexualities and Erotic Embodiments, e-book edition, Routledge, →ISBN, page [unumbered]:

Gender-affirming surgery
gender-affirming surgery#English

(LGBTQ, surgery) Gender-affirming surgery performed on the reproductive organs, particularly the genitals.


front bum

[…] you had still started to notice a few changes, a metabolic slowdown that left you wondering whether, on top of being alone for the rest of your life, you were also going to end up with one of those stomachs that could only be described as a “front bum.”

2016, Marissa Stapley, Mating for Life: A Novel, Simon & Schuster, →ISBN, page 122:

(Canada, US, slang) A bipartite mass of abdominal fat.


metoidioplasty

metoidioplasties (plural)
metaoidioplasty (alternative)
metaidoioplasty (alternative)
meta (alternative)

From meta- (“change”) + Ancient Greek αἰδοῖον (aidoîon, “genitals”) + -plasty.

der

A form of female-to-male sex reassignment surgery in which the clitoris, enlarged by testosterone therapy, is enhanced in size and appearance to provide a penis.


fur pie

Back in New Jersey, Christ, you should see Ocean City on Memorial Day. Fuckin' fur-pie everywhere. Wall-to-wall beavers. Two piece bikinis with little hairs stickin' out around the crotch.

1983, W. D. Ehrhart, Vietnam-Perkasie: A Combat Marine Memoir, McFarland, →ISBN, page 123:

His face is maybe twelve inches from Sabrina's fur pie, and the guy is fucking snoring.

1993, Carl Hiaasen, Strip Tease, Knopf, published 1993, →ISBN:

Man: Porno Video Palace.
Amélie Poulain: I'm calling about the ad.
Man: You're over 18?
Amélie Poulain: Yes.
Man: Shaved?
Amélie Poulain: Sorry?
Man: Are you shaved? Fur pie doesn't sell.

2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Guillaume Laurant, Amélie, 01:00:49-01:01:07 (official English subtitles)


Donkey Kong

Donkey Kongs (plural)
donkey kong (alternative)

Named after the Nintendo video game character Donkey Kong.

Let's get one thing straight, donkey kongs--I SERVE *NO ONE* BUT MYSELF, AT *ALL* TIMES, […]

1995 August 8, Zoogz Rift [username], “I'm not on this planet to serve YOU, ASSHOLES”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling (Usenet):

HEY DONKEY KONGS!
IF YOU RACIST SAY THAT THE "TAMILS CURSE IS HAUNTING SL CRICKET" […]

1996 January 26, P. DE SILVA, “Re: IS TAMILS CURSE HAUNTING SL CRICKET TEAM?!”, in soc.culture.sri-lanka (Usenet):

Well, if the retarded islamic DONKEY KONGS without any question, believe that HEAVEN awaits these dog shit heads after committing atrocity against humanity - both islamic and non-islamic, karmic reality is a better alternative.

1998 November 3, PAKI BASH [username], “Re: Too hot for Hindu Hoodlums?”, in soc.culture.indian (Usenet):

(slang, derogatory) An uncivilized or ill-mannered person; a boor.


happy button

I asked Shane how a mutt like Doc could lasso someone like Shanteel. He ventured that Doc was probably hung like Man O' War and knew how to work a woman's happy button.

2008, Tom Renz, Angels Hour, Dog Ear Publishing, →ISBN, page 142:

"Ah-huh. You made me come that way and I want you to do it again and while you're at it you can take turns licking my happy button."

2011, Dee Dawning, “Felicity Jones”, in Threesomed: An Erotic Menage Anthology, →ISBN:

He found the folds hiding Alex's happy button.

2013, Jon L. Pope, The Exhibitionist, iUniverse, →ISBN, page 355:


love button

I press on my clitoris, swirl my two fingers over my love button, emitting a low moan.

2012, Man Swappers, Cairo: Strebor Books, →ISBN, pages 275–276:

He proceeded to taste me, his tongue tossing my love button around in his mouth.

2013, Jusme, "Twins", in Busy Bodies: Chocolate Flava 4 (ed. Zane), Atria Books (2013), page 247

She was yearning for him; her love button had never been so swollen in her life.

2014, JaQuavis Coleman, The White House, Akashic Books, published 2014, →ISBN, page 46:


Venus mound

The hand slipped lower to cover her Venus mound, and India felt her breath catch in her throat.

1999, Bertrice Small, Bedazzled, Brava Books, published 1999, →ISBN:

The line of her skimpy panties rested just above her Venus mound.

2008, Devyn Quinn, Sins of the Night, Aphrodisia, published 2008, →ISBN:

His fingers touched the crisp dark curls of her Venus mound, […]

2009, Catherine March, The Brigadier's Daughter, Harlequin, published 2011, →ISBN, page 124:


badly packed kebab

en-noun

badly packed kebab (plural badly packed kebabs)

From a likening of the appearance of the external female genitalia to that of a messy doner kebab (with the pita representing the labia majora and the meat representing the labia minora).

> What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
> Tinkerbell? She was big!
>
>
LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.

2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks (Usenet):

Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^([sic]) 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!

2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland (Usenet):

In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.

2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador, →ISBN, page 107:

(UK, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.


cunt lips

I wanted to make her come before she did it herself, and slid down the bed until my mouth was on her tender cunt lips.

1992, Letters to Penthouse III: Hot, Bothered, and Ready, Warner Books, published 2007, →ISBN:

Hold your cunt lips apart with two fingers of one hand. Insert the speculum sideways, longest handle facing your body.

2002, Inga Musico, Cunt: A Declaration of Independence, Seal Press, →ISBN, page 70:

I drop my head back again, close my eyes and, wrapping my arms under my legs just behind my ankles, I pull my cunt lips apart as wide as I can.

2008, Mitzi Szereto, editor, The New Black Lace Book of Women's Sexual Fantasies, Black Lace, →ISBN, page 121:


beef flaps

Of course I couldn't help myself and I had to take a quick peek at her squating^([sic]) in the bushes her beef flaps hanging down like the undercarriage on a 747.

1991 October 19, John N. Young, “Change of mind by Youngie - Controversial”, in alt.tasteless (Usenet):

If you listen very closely, you can hear her beef flaps slap together everytime^([sic]) she walks into a scene.

2003 March 24, RJ, “Re: Brady Girl Question”, in alt.tv.brady-bunch (Usenet):

Naiive female, dost thy believe the world revolves around thy wrinkled, overly droopy beef flaps?

2005 June 27, Roy. Just Roy., “Re: Musings on the future”, in alt.slack (Usenet):


fanny flaps

Ewwwww, just hope to God she had plastic surgery on her fanny flaps.

2002 March 8, Wobblemetits [username], “Re: Party Party Party”, in alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters (Usenet):

'This is where Lady Luck parts her fanny flaps and lets you dip your fingers in her pudding, if you get my drift. […]

2013, Chris Ryan, Most Wanted Mission 2, Coronet, →ISBN:

On the train there, it was dark because at one point I saw her fanny flaps in full view. I swear she wasn't wearing no knickers.

2014, Robb Peters, D. A. Diary, AuthorHouse, →ISBN, page 40:


meat flaps

I bet her meat flaps are^([sic]) smell like rancid dumpster swill.

2001 November 6, Jake778899 [username], “oh Robin”, in alt.fan.howard-stern (Usenet):

A little clitoral resurfacing here, an aesthetic snip of the meat flaps there, and you're ready to spread for Playboy.

2007, Jonathan Selwood, The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse, Harper Perennial, →ISBN, page 22:

And I haven't bought a cup from McDonald's since that old lady spilled some on her crotch, burned her meat flaps, and sued for $2 million.

2008, Jim Norton, I Hate Your Guts, Simon Spotlight Entertainment, →ISBN, page 39:


vertical lips

I moved her vertical lips aside to allow for easy access.

2007, Marissa Monteilh, Dr. Feelgood, Dafina Books, published 2011, →ISBN, page 59:

Her moist vertical lips part as she lowers her knee and therefore her pelvis, down around me.

2008, Robert L. Dark, Ruthless, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page 83:

Chelsea squealed as Shady pressed his tongue against her vertical lips getting a good taste of her clit.

2014, S. K. Collins, Wide Open, Strebor Books, →ISBN, page 16:


axe wound

I'd love to shove my love pump into her axe wound. Only thing is, I bet she wouldn't mentally be there, cuz she'd be thinking how fat and ugly she looked naked and all.

2001, Nunnaya Bidniz, “Re: I give up!!”, in misc.fitness.weights (Usenet):

Have you ever tried waxing your armpits? […] I don't think my missus would welcome a wax attack on her axe wound […]

2008, Beav, “Re: ot: Christmas Lights On Houses”, in uk.rec.motorcycles (Usenet):

Are you saying she only likes it in her axe wound?

2012, Damon Beesley, Iain Morris, The Inbetweeners Scriptbook, page 562:


scrotoplasty

scrotoplasty (countable and uncountable, plural scrotoplasties)

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(surgery) Plastic surgery to construct or repair the scrotum.


ballsac

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bedicked

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I stand by my original post any woman who's fool enough to buy into staying home cleaning, cooking and caring for kidddies^([sic]) while the bedicked one escapes to his job is crazy !!!

1997 August 2, Jean Coyle, “Re: Do WOMEN have rights??? (Was: Re: Do men have rights? The socialization of men prevents this )”, in soc.men (Usenet):

Except of course the bedicked ones, who will presently be flooding Pearl Harbor to celebrate war and carnage as only young men can.

2013, Aiken Avery, The Disaster Tourist, unnumbered page:

She [Empress Wu] was the subject of a 16th-century porno novel entitled The Lord of Perfect Satisfaction which involved an older Wu getting it off with a handsome, bedicked youth, who she would call ‘Daddy’ in the novel.

2017, Hannah Jewell, 100 Nasty Women of History, page 63:

(slang, vulgar) Having a penis or a representation/replica of a penis.


bollock sack

[…] slit open the bollock sack, got hold of the slippery eggs and pulled them out, first one, then the other, then snipped the cords and flung them from him.

1974, Richard Gardner, Richard Cummings, The Adventures of Don Juan, page 87:

“I seem to recall it was late one night, after considerable wine, and you said his wife had the face of a horse's bollock sack?”


circumfetishist

It's not my or the cirp site owners' fault that the vast bulk of proper medical and scientific papers, as opposed to the crap opinion pieces by US and religious circumfetishists, come down heavily against routine circumcision --as does every medical authority in the world including the American Academy of Pediatrics!!!!

2001 April 15, Maze chris, “BS was RE: debra series -PLEASE READ-”, in alt.fan.prettyboy (Usenet):

Countries around the world that only have about 1% circ rate have only a fraction of the HIV infection of the U.S. which back in the middle '70's had the highest rate of new infection in the world and at that time we had a total male circ rate of about 80%. To circumcise an infant, or for an adult male to get cut on the word of some "senior researcher" is just the dumbest thing in the world. These circumfetishists are telling an unsuspecting and uneducated public that they are bound to inevitably engage in some unprotected sex with promiscuous male or female partners.

2003 July 26, Maze [username], “Re: HIV and cirucmicision resolved?”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

EVEN IF every argument presented by circumfetishists were TRUE - cutting another person's genitals would still be wrong

2007 September 26, Darling Regan, “Phalluses and Fallacies: Some faulty ways of thinking that lead to circumcision”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

(by extension, derogatory) An advocate of routine male circumcision.


pro-circer

Notice that many of the pro-circers completely deny the feelings of men who have been circumcised and regret that fact.

1999 February 8, Dawson William, “Re: 4skin mythology 5”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

Some pro-circers claim that an uncut man cannot satisfy a woman because the foreskin causes him to climax before she does.

2000 April 8, Chazz, “Re: Which would a woman prefer??”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

Why aren't pro-circers also all up in the faces of protecting teen and adult women from the possible risk of breast cancer by advising them to completely remove the troublemakers?

2005 September 24, Taylor, “Re: Penile cancer: importance of circumcision ...”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

A supporter of male infant circumcision.


anti-circer

What we anti-circers hope to accomplish is to protect a newborn's right to his full range of penile sensation, which will of course develop as he grows older.

1998 March 29, Max Varazslo, “Re: No answers yet...”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

And how come you consider this particular African to be credible when your fellow anti-circers have made a point of dismissing ALL African studies regarding circ status and HIV to be fatally flawed?

2000 December 7, prhagen, “Re: The Foreskin is Necessary”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

Why are anti-circers even discussing UTIs if "bodily rights" are so all-important?

2004 February 14, Jake Waskett, “Re: 50% of Married Women do not know if their husband is circumcised”, in alt.circumcision (Usenet):

One who opposes male infant circumcision.


anti-circumcisionist

Some anti-circumcisionists would outlaw the practice of infant circumcision, even for religious reasons.

1986, Bernard Ohanian, "Primal Cut: The Fight Over Circumcision", Mother Jones, April/May 1986, page 28

Pro-circumcisionists have marshalled as many arguments in its favour as anti-circumcisionists have marshalled against it.

1999, Godfrey B. Tangwa, “Circumcision: An African Point of View”, in George C. Denniston, Frederick Mansfield Hodges, Marilyn Fayre Milos, editors, Male and Female Circumcision, Kluwer Academic, →ISBN, page 183:

Entrenched customs die hard, and the task facing anti-circumcisionists is daunting. They can take heart, however, from the precedents: foot binding and widow burning, once widespread in China and India, respectively, have been abolished.

2003, Suzanne LaFont, Constructing Sexualities: Readings in Sexuality, Gender, and Culture, Prentice Hall, →ISBN, page 131:


pro-circumcisionist

The question might be raised: if the Jerusalem Council decided against the pro-circumcisionists, in what way did it respect their participation?

1997, Terence L. Nichols, That All May be One: Hierarchy and Participation in the Church, The Liturgical Press, →ISBN, page 78:

The target of his ire are clearly groups like Norm UK, which since its inception five years ago, has proved to be a thorn in the flesh of the pro-circumcisionists.

2000, Q News: The Muslim Magazine, numbers 315-326, page 12:


FGC

FGC (countable and uncountable, plural FGCs)

female genital cutting
female genital cutting#English

(uncountable) Initialism of female genital cutting.


love tunnel

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His walk from the Surf Hotel at a quarter of three in the morning went through darkly opaque streets, past shuttered concessions, ossiferous silhouettes of roller coasters, purple plaster serpents coiled across the entrance of a love tunnel, and the debris of trivial dramas.

2005 October 19, Robert Lagerstrom, The Professor, and Other Tales of Coney Island, Xlibris Corporation, →ISBN, →OCLC, page 44:

Not far from Skansen is Sweden's oldest amusement park, Gröna Lund, which opened in 1883 and features attractions including a love tunnel and a haunted house.

2020 March 18, DK Eyewitness, DK Eyewitness Europe (Travel Guide), Penguin, →ISBN, →OCLC:

Synonym of tunnel of love (amusement park attraction).


phallometer

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“Galileo’s Middle Finger” is many things: a rant, a manifesto, a treasury of evocative new terms (sissyphobia, autogynephilia, phall-o-meter) and an account of the author’s transformation “from an activist going after establishment scientists into an aide-de-camp to scientists who found themselves the target of activists like me” — and back again.

2015 April 17, David Dobbs, “‘Galileo’s Middle Finger,’ by Alice Dreger”, in The New York Times:


labioplasty

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hard on

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bepenised

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However much Nina Gordon, Louise Post, and their bepenised rhythm section sound like the Breeders, you could tell the two apart in a blindfold test (probably).

2000, Robert Christgau, Christgau's Consumer Guide: Albums of the '90s, page 324:

It would be a good thing to have a woman president after the 43 bepenised ghouls and functionaries who’ve occupied the office. (OK, there were a few who weren’t half-bad — you wouldn’t need more than one hand to count them.)

2015, Doug Henwood, My Turn: Hillary Clinton Targets the Presidency, page XIV:

Bepenised female cave bugs of the genus Neotrogla routinely have sex for seventy hours straight.

2022, Chris Panatier, Stingers, unnumbered page:


vaginaed

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[…] why their women, the legendary lioness Maniatisses, are wide-vaginaed and bear manly and brave men; […]

1978, Giannēs Anapliōtēs, The Real Zorbas and Nikos Kazantzakis, Hakkart, →ISBN, page 11:

Whatever the mother goddess is, whether it's Mary in the Catholic iconography or some large-breasted, fat-bellied, prominently vaginaed figurine dug up in some prehistoric site, […]

2006, Dominic Dromgoole, Will and Me: How Shakespeare Took Over My Life, Pegasus Books, published 2007, →ISBN, page 281:

[…] given law's understanding of the phrase post-operative as involving full genital reassignment surgery, the monster concept assists us to comprehend legal understandings of phallic women and vaginaed men.

2010, Andrew N. Sharpe, Foucault's Monsters and the Challenge of Law, Routledge, →ISBN, page 102:


wenis

wenises (plural)
weenis (alternative)
weenus (alternative)

The exact origin of the term is unknown, although it likely originated in the 1990s or earlier as a humorous corruption of the word penis, or perhaps as a blend of wiener + penis.

unk

unknown

“Did you know your wenis is showing?” “My what?” “Your wenis!” How hilarious. This joke — which I didn't get — was on me. “You got punk'd, girlfriend!” squealed Caitlin when I told her. Kitch had heard that one before. “Wenis is the medical term for the flabby skin on the elbow,” he said. I stood in front of the mirror, fingering my wenis. Flabby, was it?

2010, Tilda Shalof, Camp Nurse: My Adventures at Summer Camp, page 94:

“[…] Or know that this”—he tickled her elbow—“is the sexiest wenis I've ever seen.”

2011, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, A Shore Thing, page 136:

I learned to appreciate skin where skin didn't matter before. Like the wenis of an elbow.

2016, Amber L. Johnson, Critical Autoethnography: Intersecting Cultural Identities in Everyday Life, page 92:

(slang) The skin on the outside of the elbow.


piss slit

piss slits (plural)
piss-slit (alternative)

(slang) The external urethral orifice; the opening on the tip of a penis from which urine and semen are excreted.


eurotophobia

From Ancient Greek Εὐρώτας (Eurṓtas, “vulva”) + -phobia.

affix

In the judgement of Guido Almansi, sexuality in the sonnets in Roman dialect is haunted by blennorrhea and eurotophobia, and is thus a wholly negative thing.

2015, Valeria P. Babini, Chiara Beccalossi, Lucy Riall, Italian Sexualities Uncovered, 1789-1914:


ginger minger

/ˈd͡ʒɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)ˈmɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)/

His hair's a bit thinner and slightly receding: baldness is a curse for a lot of ginger mingers.

2002, Irvine Welsh, Porno, Vintage, published 2013, →ISBN, page 168:

'Is the girl really a ginger minger?' Dannie asked Deirdre.
'She is anything but,' Deirdre told her.

2008, Kate Thompson, Love Lies Bleeding, New Island, →ISBN, page 175:

He knocks back the last of his beer and goes, 'Better text Kathleen,' who's the ginger minger I'm talking about. He's seeing her, when he's not trying to worm his way into my bird, that is.

2012, Paul Howard, Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, PS, I Scored The Bridesmaids, The O'Brien Press, →ISBN:

(UK, slang, vulgar, derogatory) A person who has red pubic hair.


dorsal slit

(surgery) A single incision along the upper length of the foreskin from the tip to the corona, exposing the glans without removing any tissue.


bussy

Blend of boy + pussy or butt + pussy. See also the suffix -ussy.

(gay slang, LGBTQ, sometimes derogatory) The vulva or vagina of a trans man.


cocktip

cocktips (plural)
cock-tip (alternative)
cock tip (alternative)


na-na

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From a reduplicated clipping of (vagi)na.

She looked up at me. "I got a sore, Thug. On my na-na." I did a double take. "A sore?" I glanced around, then whispered out the corner of my mouth, "On your pussy?"

2006, Noire [pseudonym], Thug-A-Licious: An Urban Erotic Tale, New York, N.Y.: One World, Ballantine Books, →ISBN, page 154:

Then she stood in front of the mirror and carefully shaved her na-na.

2008, Treasure Hernandez, Choosing Sides, Urban Books, published 2009, →ISBN, page 26:

Like right now for instance, my na-na is just drenched thinking about my stripping days, my clit-clit so hot and hard I could pop a corn kernel off it.

2010, Timothy McGivney, Zombielicious, MLR Press, published 2010, →ISBN, page 18:

Yes, I keep the na-na real sweet for your eating

2015, David Guetta (featuring Afrojack, Bebe Rexha, Nicki Minaj), "Hey Mama", Listen


cockhole

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From cock + hole. The ethnic slur was chosen from the phonological similarity to khokhol, popularized among English-speaking supporters of the Russian invasion of Ukraine since 2022.

(Internet slang, derogatory, ethnic slur) A Ukrainian; khokhol.


cockbulge

(vulgar, slang) The bulge (in pants or under a blanket, etc.) created by a penis.


cockmeat

The older man groaned with excitement as he fed inch after inch of his cockmeat deep into the student's ass.

1978, Paul Gronowski, College Hunk, page 91:

(slang, vulgar) A penis; the flesh of a penis.


bulbus glandis

From Latin bulbus ("bulb") + glandis ("acorn").

der

An erectile tissue structure on the penis of canid mammals and some pinnipeds, which swells up and locks inside the female during sexual intercourse.


fuckrod

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macrophallus

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/ˌmækɹəʊˈfæləs/

(medicine) An abnormally large penis; macropenis


megalophallus

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The condition of having an abnormally large penis; macropenis


megalopenis

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Master John Goodfellow

en-noun

Master John Goodfellow (plural Master John Goodfellows)

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Hold!—showing his long codpiece—this is Master John Goodfellow, that asks for lodging!—and with that would have embraced her; but she began to cry out, yet not very loud.

1653, François Rabelais, Thomas Urquhart, Peter Antony Motteux, “XXI.—How Panurge was in love with a lady of Paris.”, in The Works of Rabelais, volume II, published 1894:

As she approached Mick, the machine-bed was wound down and Mick heaved his Master John Goodfellow out of his capacious slacks and laid it out for her perusal, just as he had done with me.

2007, Vic Reeves, Me Moir, →ISBN, page 225:


stench trench

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Her stench trench has seen so much action, it must be like a wind tunnel in that thing.


la-la

Unknown. Compare la, an interjection used to introduce a statement or express emotion.

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Thankfully, other BB starlets have gone on to find work that doesn't involve pushing their la-las together for one-handed mags.

2009 May 23, “What they did next”, in Aol.co.uk, archived from the original on 2011-12-25:

For a western woman’s entire life, from her first menstrual period to her death, her ‘la la’ is a moneymaking machine for the big businesses who want to cultivate her ‘lady garden’.

2013, Emma Rees, The Vagina: A Literary and Cultural History, New York: Bloomsbury, →ISBN, page 27:

(slang) A woman's genitals, especially the vagina; a sexually permissive woman.


girl parts

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(informal) Pediatric-age female breasts and/or genitalia.


ladystick

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The only reason you are happy is that you can suck the ladystick of your shemale wife.

2006, whinysli...@yahoo.com, “Retard [redacted] the registered sex offender lies some more!”, in rec.radio.shortwave (Usenet):

I'm a hot brunette Tranny who looks like your average housewife but sexually am anything but average. My tastes are from mild to fetish to femdom to taboo. With my soft gorgeous tits and my big ladystick you'll love hooking up with me for phone sex.

2012, Taboo Phone Sex Sluts, “Sexy tranny Lesley”, in alt.sex.telephone.ads (Usenet):

(transgender slang) The penis of a trans woman.


vaginer

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(vulgar, slang, nonstandard, in non-rhotic accents) Eye dialect spelling of vagina.


rape tool

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They match em up with the marks on your rape tool, and you get twenty goddamn years. Get me?

1977, Joseph Wambaugh, The Black Marble:

Women like to shake their ass in guy's faces, then wonder why they got a rape-tool forced down their throats.

2002, "Stevea", Re: Children rape, accepted by evolution and atheism as quite normal and natural (on newsgroups alt.religion.jehovahs-witn, talk.origins, misc.legal, alt.activism.children)

Do not wear pants that are ill-fitting lest I see the outlines of your disgusting rape-tool.

2009, Richmond West, Witch Hunt, page 140:


sex tool

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wingwang

wingwangs (plural)
wing-wang (alternative)

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Possibly pseudo-Chinese, or compare wang.

We'll take someone else's word for this one: in All the Fine Young Cannibals (1960), a film which we hear is so bad that one just can't sit through it, Robert Wagner's wingwang can be seen to visibly wigwag through the fabric of his trousers.

1992, Bill Givens, Film Flubs, the Sequel: Even More Memorable Movie Mistakes, Carol Publishing Group, →ISBN:

“This man —I can’t tell you his name — has thick black hair growing on both sides of his wingwang.” She stopped and blinked. “There, I said it.”
“Goodness, gracious, sake's alive! His penis?”
“Yep.”

2012, Susan Whitfield, chapter 44, in Slightly Cracked (Fiction), →ISBN, →OCLC, page 250:


crotch tent

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(slang) The bulge of the male genitals in tight underwear.


hoo-hoo

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As other media did their usual cookie-cutter coverage, Redmond wrote of earthier matters: the late, great, 1,400-pound boar Spots Stallone and his massive hoo-hoos.

1996 October, Bettie Cadou, “Fresh Prints”, in Indianapolis Monthly, volume 20, number 2, page 88:

A black guy showed up in the nude, his hoo-hoo in the state of erection.

2002, Richard R. Booth, Picture, If You Will, →ISBN, page 133:

Now, here she was, however many years later, and her hair-hair was still as black as black could ever hope to be—but her hoo-hoo hair was, well, GONE.

2008, Jill Conner Browne, American Thighs: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets, →ISBN:

Is that the way a Miss Teen Dream sits, all slutty like that with her hoo-hoo showing?

I know I have to help my daughter learn to drive her vagina responsibly. Eventually. You know, so she comes to realize the respect she should have for her hoo-hoo.

2012, Dan Bucatinsky, Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?: Confessions of a Gay Dad, →ISBN:

(euphemistic) The genitals or genital area.


custard launcher

custard launcher (plural custard launchers)

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dinkle

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On the morning of April Fools' Day 2005, I woke up in a sexual addiction treatment centre in a suburb of Philadelphia. As I limped out of the drab dog's bed in which I was expected to sleep for the next 30 wankless nights, I observed the previous incumbent had left a thread of dental floss by the pillow - most likely as a noose for his poor, famished dinkle.


meat rod

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vaginoid

/ˈvæd͡ʒɪnɔɪd/

/vəˈd͡ʒaɪnɔɪd/

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January 1980: Operative emasculinisation (orchiectomy), penis skin for vaginoid and neovulva plastic.

1981 March, Marijan Špoljar, Wolf Eicher, Wolfgang Eiermann, Hartwig Clevė, “H-Y antigen expression in different tissues from transsexuals”, in Human genetics, volume 57, number 1:

Removal of penis-as-penis was very much part of the point, as was creation of vaginoid :)

2002 October 5, Geli Tripping, “Before and After SRS”, in alt.support.srs (Usenet):

There is only a slight tendency for the vaginoid to shrink; however, for only minor shrinkage to occur, there must be regular bouginage until the commencement of regular sexual intercourse.

2012, Wolf Eicher, Plastic Surgery in the Sexually Handicapped, →ISBN, page 99:

(medicine) A surgically-constructed vagina created in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgery.


megapenis

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megaphallus

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(Internet slang, euphemistic) The vulva or vagina.


hairy canary

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McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs.

2019, Jennifer Lee Thomson, How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks:


netherlands

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Play on Netherlands, from nether + land.

Why does she have a 'bulge' in her 'netherlands'?

2003 December 1, Chaz M., “Idle Hands”, in alt.fan.jessica-alba (Usenet):

The question that has bandied around is whether or not shaving his netherlands was a quirk of Oswald's.

2004 August 17, Barb Junkkarinen, “Oswald's privates”, in alt.assassination.jfk (Usenet):


khafd

"Khafd is a ceremony that will make you clean in the eyes of islam by circumcising your vagina," she explained. “I told the officials we are Christian,” she continued, “but it wasn't enough to dissuade the magistrate from requiring that you be circumcised."

2022 March 8, Mariam Ibraheem, Eugene Bach, Shackled: One Woman's Dramatic Triumph Over Persecution, Gender Abuse, and a Death Sentence, Whitaker House, →ISBN:

female genital mutilation
female genital mutilation


balanic

Relating to the glans penis or to the glans clitoridis


trouser monkey

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shmekl

Borrowing from Yiddish שמעקל (shmekl), diminutive of שמאָק (shmok), “penis; contemptible person”. Compare schmuck.

And then a year later some young American-born shmekl who doesn't know the first thing about Hebrew, who obviously hasn't devoted his life to it — I had never even heard of him then — comes along and translates “The Yemenite Girl” into English.

1978, Curt Leviant, The Yemenite Girl, page 110:

There were people in Israel working all their lives in politics, and here was this rich young shmekl (‘little prick’) from Australia, a gvir, suddenly become’s ^([sic]) the Rebbe’s emissary!

2000, David Bernstein, Diamonds & Demons: The Joseph Gutnick Story, page 80:

(slang, derogatory) a fool, a jerk, a contemptible person


wanzam

An itinerant barber in parts of Africa, especially one that performs circumcisions.


intimate area

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