poop stoop

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From poop + stoop, chosen for the rhyme.

(informal, humorous) A toilet stool/potty stool.


squatty potty

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From squatty + potty, chosen for the rhyme.

One thing that China has that China can keep is its toilets – 'squatty potties' as we so affectionately called them. They are holes in the ground with a place on each side to put one's feet. Some of the more elegant ones are porcelain but that doesn't change what they are.

1981 August 6, Tracy Borders, “Students Find China Lacks Amenities”, in Tulsa World, page F5:

Hole-in-the-floor "squatty-potty" toilets are the rule rather than the exception in many parts of the world. […] Fortunately, squatty-potties are very sanitary though you'll want to pack your own toilet paper if you'd prefer not to "wipe" with water.

2002, Rolf Potts, Vagabonding: An Uncommon Guide to the Art of Long-Term World Travel, Random House, →ISBN, page 106:

I withheld mentioning that if she used the squatty potty, she'd likely have to spray her bum with a hose that we call the "bum gun" or handwash with a bucket of water – both of which accompany most squatty potties in Asia rather than toilet paper.

2023, Alexa West, The One-Way Ticket Plan: Find and Fund Your Purpose While Traveling the World, New World Library, →ISBN, page 3:


rape ape

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Dr. Lily White wrote: > White Ape Alert > USA Houston, Galleria rape Ape goes on trial > Galleria rape suspect goes on trial > 07:11 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 > By Karla Barguiarena / 11 News>> The trial is under way for the man charged in a rape case that once had Galleria shoppers and workers looking over their shoulders.

2006 May 30, Kay, “SRe: USA Houston, Galleria rape Ape goes on trial”, in alt.politics.immigration (Usenet):

CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A man is facing charges Monday morning after he was accused of trying to rape a woman inside the bathroom of Seminole County bar. Casselberry police arrested 22-year-old Jerel Kent around 2:30am Monday after they said he tried to rape a woman at Shakers Lounge on State Road 436 in Casselberry.

2010 August 30, Kay, “Seminole County bar patrons hold rape ape until pigs arrive”, in alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres (Usenet):

A rapist accused of displaying himself to children at a Seattle park hasbeen charged with indecent exposure. King County prosecutors contend Joseph “Hotdog Captain” Porter exposed himself to several people on June 2 at Rainier Playfield Park, located at 3700 S. Alaska St. Porter, a convicted rapist and registered sex offender, is alleged to have called out “look at me” to passing children.

2013 June 10, Phoena, “Rape ape shows his cock to small children”, in alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers (Usenet):

In Valrico, FL nigger rape ape Kendrick Morris boldly axed a judge for a shorter sentence. The nigger raped a girl in Bloomingdale Regional Public Library and then beat her until she was paralyzed and blind for life. Hats off to the judge - he lengthened the nigger's sentence to life!

2017 March 16, Rick Mathers, “Nigger axes for shorter rape sentence, judge ADDS TIME!”, in alt.politics (Usenet):

An FDNY EMT has been arrested for allegedly choking and raping a 10-year-old girl in Queens, cops said. Frantz Petion was busted around 3:20 a.m. Sunday and accused ofstrangling and sexually assaulting the girl. This is just a remnant from its ancestors' days in Apefrica where muh dik was used to cure a range of maladies.

2017 March 16, Dindu Nuffin, “Rape Ape EMT Frantz Petion Muh Diks 10-year old”, in soc.culture.african.american (Usenet):

According to police teennigger Isiah Hayes, 19, recorded itself sexually assaulting the baby (unknown if an innocent human child or a shefant). The victim's mother told police she found a video on a cell phone and realized the horrific video showed Hayes and her daughter. The woman identified the teenaper through the Facebook name "Zay." It is charged with aggravated rape of a child and especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor. Calling all coddlers and nigger lovers! After reading the story of the rape ape cheeto head, anyone of you libertard NLLN's want to explain to me how they are just like us??

2018 February 2, Hansi Gehirn-Schaden, “Cheeto head teenaper coonfessed to muh diking a nine month old”, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk (Usenet):

In Miami rape ape nigger Khalil Jabali microwaved water for 3 - 4 minutes and then poured it on a 4 year-old male causing its cooked skin to fall off. The 4 year-old also had so many brain contusions (& broken ribs) had the injuries not been fatal the 4 year-old would have been in a permanent vegetative state. A 6 year-old female told police that nigger Jabali also was grabbing her private parts.

2019 April 25, Robert Wolfe, “Nigger kills 4 y/o w/microwaved water”, in comp.os.linux.advocacy (Usenet):

In article , jth...@gmail.com Trump won 2020 whined: I like nigger dick in my flabby fat ass. This spook would likely help you out with that - That rape ape mudshark was not far from jumping that woman.

2021 March 30, ]v [etaphoid, “Re: Feral Nigger”, in alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united (Usenet):

Even when kidnapping with a view to muh dik and probable murder, a rape ape can't resist the siren call of the Colonel and his chiggun.

2022 May 24, KWills, “KFC SAVES KIDNAPPED SHE BOON FROM HER EVIL CHIGGUN HUNGRY BOOTLIP DINDU”, in alt.conspiracy (Usenet):

(Internet slang, derogatory, offensive, ethnic slur) A suspected black male rapist.


gob job

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ring wing

(aerodynamics) A wing having a closed circular shape.


nuts to butts

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There was a Marine in front of Puller, then Puller, and myself. We were nuts-to-butts, so to speak, and that Marine tripped a booby trap.

1994, George I. Ellis, “Petty Officer Third Class”, in Harry Spiller, editor, Scars of Vietnam: Personal Accounts by Veterans and Their Families, McFarland & Company, pages 93-94:

They’d been led about the Court in a nuts-to-butts conga line, dancing for the amusement of His Royal Highness.

1999, H. Jay Riker, chapter 14, in In Harm's Way, Avon Books, page 276:

“All traffic all the time, every minute on the minute.” The radio waves trembled with Mother’s voice. “It’s nuts to butts on the Kennedy all the way into... wait a second... Accident Alert!”

2004 June 9, Martin Mundt, The Crawling Abattoir, 3rd edition, Twilight Tales, page 103:

As you approach the door outside the funnel, you get nuts-to-butts and keep the muzzles of your weapons pointed up. You bring the weapon to bear as soon as you enter the room, careful not to sweep your buddy.

2007, Luis Giampietri, Bill Salisbury, Lorena Ausejo, 41 Seconds to Freedom: An Insider's Account of the Lima Hostage Crisis, 1996-97, Ballantine Books, page 140:

(chiefly of people) Arranged in close formation, one behind the other; nose to tail.


tech neck

en-noun

tech neck (countable and uncountable, plural tech necks)

When I finished writing my first book a couple of years ago, I noticed that the long hours spent at the computer had taken their toll in the form of radiating pain and tingling down my arms. My rheumatologist prescribed a set of strengthening exercises for my “tech neck.” Because I am a yoga therapist, they were already part of my movement vocabulary, but I wasn't practicing them frequently enough to address my issues.

2023, Beth Spindler, Trauma-Aware Yoga and Movement Therapeutics for Older Adults: Managing Common Conditions by Healing the Nervous System First, Jessica Kingsley Publishers, →ISBN, page 88:

(informal) Neck pain, stiffness, and discomfort resulting from poor posture while using electronic devices (e.g. smartphones, tablets, and computers).


pash rash

(Australia, slang) A facial rash resulting from kissing a person with a beard or stubble.


gear queer

(slang, derogatory) Someone who overspends on high-end equipment (particularly in military or hobbyist contexts).


mattress actress

mattress actress (plural mattress actresses)

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(slang, euphemistic) A female porn star; an adult actress.


upsetti spaghetti

en-adj

upsetti spaghetti (comparative more upsetti spaghetti, superlative most upsetti spaghetti)

more upsetti spaghetti (comparative)
most upsetti spaghetti (superlative)

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From upset + Italian -etto + Italian -i + spaghetti.

the live action movie just honestly ruined the image of light i'm upsetti spaghetti

2013 December 2, @gendrya, Twitter, archived from the original on 2024-07-22:

A HUGE thank you to my loving husband who has been there for mé every step of the way. Through the insane music choices, the upsetti spaghetti scenes when I couldn’t just kill one of my characters like I wanted. I love you!

2022, Whitnay Edes, “Author Note”, in Engulfed In Her Words:

Everything was fine as long as I said yes to whatever he wanted to do. Now he’s upsetti spaghetti?

2023, Kianna Alexander, After Hours Agenda, Harlequin Enterprises:

Do you have asp-rations of taking a snake on a plane? Don't get upsetti spaghetti by not understanding your airline's rules.

2023 January 9, “4-foot boa constrictor snake found in carry-on luggage at Florida airport”, in ABC 7 Chicago, archived from the original on 2024-07-212:


abuse excuse

(informal, derogatory, law) A self-defense claim based on the idea that, because of long-term abuse, a defendant was unable to distinguish between right and wrong.


bagdrag

You soldier through your period of waiting and abortive bagdrags, which may last as long as a week, and finally board the LC-130 that will take you to Pole, hoping not to boomerang.

2017, Mark Bowen, The Telescope in the Ice:

(Antarctica, slang) The carrying of one's luggage to the airfield in preparation for a scheduled flight.


poophole loophole

en-noun

poophole loophole (plural poophole loopholes)

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(slang, idiomatic, humorous) The idea that a woman can remain a virgin by engaging in anal sex rather than vaginal sex.